November 2024 - Monthly Archive

30 Nov

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

65

Oh, For the Life of an Old Geezer

I am not given to complaining, except when I'm awake. That's according to The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage. Lately, I've been leaning towards a complaining attitude. I've reached the point of b... read more..

30 Nov

One-liners

Susan Davis

14

One-Liner #1878

I don't mean to interrupt people. I just randomly remember things and get really excited.... read more..

30 Nov

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

23

Exclusive Offers Await! 🏠

How much does a chimney cost? Nothing. It's on the house.... read more..

30 Nov

Quotes

Susan Davis

16

Quote #2313

“A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.” - Garrison Keillor, Leaving Home... read more..

30 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

4679

Keeper of the Spring

The late Peter Marshall was an eloquent speaker and for several years served as the chaplain of the US Senate. He used to love to tell the story of the "Keeper of the Spring," a quiet forest dweller w... read more..

30 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5264

Poor Preacher

After the church service a little boy told the pastor, "When I grow up, I'm going to give you some money." "Well, thank you," the pastor replied, "but why?" "Because my daddy says you're one of the ... read more..

28 Nov

God's Penman

Pastor Tim

134

Another (Another) Turkey on the Table

It was a Monday morning, and I was busy starting my week by organizing my schedule and organizing some of my projects. The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage came to my door, looked in, and said, "Ar... read more..

😂 Wedding Woes: When Love Meets Practicality

28 Nov

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2983

😂 Wedding Woes: When Love Meets Practicality

A Pastor was called to a local nursing home to perform a wedding. An anxious old man met him at the door. The pastor sat down to counsel him. The Pastor asked several questions. "Do you love her?" T... read more..

28 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

24

Cybersalt News - November 28, 2024

Oh look, TURKEY Thursday - happy Thanksgiving to our USA subscribers. Grandma Cybersalt and I are as thankful for each of you Cybersaltines as we were when we celebrated Canadian Thanksgiving ("Thank... read more..

27 Nov

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

25

🌟 Tall Tales: Ladder Rungs Stretching

Spaces between ladder rungs have increased because Americans are getting taller. Manufacturers claim it's due to climb it change.... read more..

27 Nov

Quotes

Susan Davis

22

Quote #2312

“Learning to love and be kind to ourselves is a lifelong journey.” - Brené Brown, Daring Greatly: How the Courage to Be Vulnerable Transforms the Way We Live, Love, Parent, and Lead... read more..

27 Nov

One-liners

Susan Davis

54

One-Liner #1877

When you do squats, are your knees supposed to sound like a goat chewing on an aluminum can stuffed with celery?... read more..

27 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4465

NRA Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving Day was approaching, and a family had received a Thanksgiving card with a painting of a pilgrim family on its way to church. Grandma showed the card to her small grandchildren, observing... read more..

27 Nov

Susan Page

Susan Davis

60

Thank You

- photo by Susan Page“Gratitude goes beyond the 'mine' and 'thine' and claims the truth that all of life is a pure gift. In the past, I always thought of gratitude as a spontaneous response to the awa read more..

27 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2050

Remembering, Thankfulness, Appreciation

The men convalescing at a veterans' hospital during World War II were encouraged to use a nearby golf course. Not all of the patients were strong enough to complete nine holes, but most of them manag... read more..

24 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

36

Cybersalt News - November 24, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone. A month tonight will be Christmas Eve, so it's time to kick off the holiday season at Cybersalt World Headquarters. Grandma Cybersalt and I are going to start decorating t... read more..

23 Nov

Quotes

Susan Davis

32

Quote #2311

“I think we dream so we don’t have to be apart for so long. If we’re in each other’s dreams, we can be together all the time.” - A.A. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh... read more..

23 Nov

One-liners

Susan Davis

35

One-Liner #1876

When someone asks what I did over the weekend, I squint and ask, "Why, what did you hear?"... read more..

23 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2341

The Fool's Prayer

The royal feast was done; the King Sought some new sport to banish care, And to his jester cried: "Sir Fool, Kneel now, and make for us a prayer!" The jester doffed his cap and bells, And stood the m... read more..

23 Nov

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

30

Bull-iant Idea

Bob: My friend opened a petting zoo with just one bull, but nobody went. Mike: Why? Bob: He was charging too much.... read more..

23 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3176

More Bulletin Bloopers

The youth group has raised almost $500 for drug abuse. "Correction: The following typo appeared in our last bulletin: 'Lunch will be gin at 12:15.' Please correct to read '12 noon.' " Any church mem... read more..

23 Nov

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

106

Did You See My Key?

My life has been bombarded with questions from the beginning of the day until I fall asleep at night. For the most part, I don’t prioritize questions. Usually, when people ask me a question, there is... read more..

🏌️‍♂️ A Golfer's Guide to Accidental Chaos

21 Nov

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2980

🏌️‍♂️ A Golfer's Guide to Accidental Chaos

After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse and started to go home. As he was walking to the parking lot to get his car, a policeman stopped him and asked, "Did... read more..

21 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

36

Cybersalt News - November 21, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! We got another wallop this week from what the weather people called a "bomb-cyclone." I think they called it that because they didn't want people to panick, lol. We did not... read more..

20 Nov

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

33

Procrastination Confessions

I never finish anything. I have a black belt in partial arts.... read more..

20 Nov

Susan Page

Susan Davis

103

This Life

- photo by Susan PageThis life can be lived with abundanceNew chapters are yet to unfoldEach page holds a mystery that’s hiddenWith treasures worth more than pure gold I can’t see the path, but God’s read more..

20 Nov

Quotes

Susan Davis

29

Quote #2310

“Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.” - Erma Bombeck... read more..

20 Nov

One-liners

Susan Davis

29

One-Liners #1875

I hate when a couple argues in public, and I missed the beginning and don't know whose side I'm on.... read more..

20 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2060

In-Law Letter

When the man came home, his wife was crying. "Your mother insulted me," she sobbed. "My mother? How could she do that? She's on vacation on the other side of the world!" the man said. "I know. But ... read more..

20 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4709

Better by Train

A large two-engine train was crossing America. After they had gone some distance, one of the engines broke down. "No problem," the engineer thought and carried on at half power. Fart... read more..