Monthly Archive

September 2024

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 60 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
100

Cybersalt News - September 29, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone! Grandma Cybersalt and I are having a good trip. Today we took (and watched) our 11 year old grandson to his football practice and game and then we went to a huge farmer's ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2900

Division of Brick Labor

At the construction site of a new church, the contractor stopped to chat with one of his workmen. "Patty," he asked casually, "didn't you once tell me that you had a brother who was a bishop?" "That... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1960

Coupon Heaven

While handing a 25 cent-off coupon to the supermarket clerk at the checkout counter a woman inadvertently missed her hand, and the coupon slipped beneath the scale and was gone. The checker looked di... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1613

Coveting, Materialism, Investment Reality

Goodman was a moderately successful stockbroker who dreamed of making the big money someday. He took his friend out for a drive, and he chose the route carefully in order to impress on him the possib... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
90

Quote #2297

"God is always doing 10,000 things in your life, and you may be aware of three of them." - John Piper read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
92

One-Liner #1862

It's the start of a brand new day, and I'm off like a herd of turtles.... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
241

So What If I’m Crazy?

The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and her wonderful husband celebrate 53 years of marital bliss this year. What an accomplishment. It doesn’t seem possible that we have been married 53 years. Af... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
103

Cybersalt News - September 26, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt and I are on another trip. She is attending a conference for her refugee sponsorship work and we are working in family visits before and after (and me dur... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
8065

Mind Reading Lessons: A Hilarious Fair Encounter 🎡

One day a young man was visiting the fair, over to one side was a small tent, with a sign that said "For 50 dollars I'll teach you to be a mind reader!  Apply within." So the young man thought t... read more..

Susan Page
Susan Page
233

Stay Salty ... Shine Bright

While researching the topic of salt, one article suggested that there are more than 14,000 uses for this common ingredient! Who knew?? The most common use that comes to mind is that of table salt. Ho... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
118

Quote #2296

"The tone with which you begin a conflict is one of the most important predictors of the outcome. Begin softly and lovingly. You'll end up in a better place." - Henry Cloud read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
101

One-Liner #1861

Age 60 might be the new 40, but 9:00 pm is the new midnight.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3451

ESP Banking

Tired of having to balance his wife Cindy's checkbook, Mike made a deal with her; he would only look at it after she had spent a few hours trying to wrestle it into shape. Only then would he lend his ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1902

Chicken Preparation

"May I take your order?" the waiter asked. "Yes, how do you prepare your chickens?" "Nothing special, sir," he replied. "We just tell them straight out that they're going to die." read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1674

Marriage, Words

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men... The hus... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
103

Cybersalt News - September 22, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone - and welcome to Fall or spring, depending on your hemisphere! Today's video share shows what you can do with a guitar, 4 hands, and two people with talent!Click here to wa... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
92

One-Liner #1860

When one door closes and another door opens, you are probably in prison.... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
270

And That’s the Way it Was

I've lived long enough to realize that things usually go their own way. I may want something to go one way, but eventually, it all boils down to going the other way. That is no more true than when Th... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4452

Old Dodge

A man was driving along in his beat up old dodge, when suddenly it broke down.  He was parked on the side of the road trying fix it, when a Jaguar pulled up in front of him and offered to help. ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1781

Minister on a Mission 🚗

Did you hear about the minister who visited different car lots every day in fulfillment to the Great Commission? He was looking for convertibles!... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1615

Housekeeping

My friend's husband is always telling her that housekeeping would be a snap if only she would organize her time better. Recently he had a chance to put his theory into practice while his wife was awa... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
100

Quote #2295

"The best portion of a good man's life is his little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and of love." - William Wordsworth read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
97

Cybersalt News - September 19, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I don't know if you have ever noticed that the full width images in the Cybersalt Digest are a little off center (by 10 pixels.) I recently tried to fix that - and thought ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3673

Mother vs Stepmother: The Wedding Dress Duel 😂

Jennifer's big formal wedding was fast approaching and she was delighted to hear that her Mom, Sheila, emerging from a nasty divorce, had finally found the perfect mother-of-the-bride dress. Two days... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
98

One-Liner #1859

Someone just accused me of plagiarism; their words, not mine.... read more..

Susan Page
Susan Page
182

Encouragement

- photo by Susan PageEncouragement: giving hope or promise, to spur on ... to inspire with courage. the raising of one’s confidence ... instilling life, energy, courage, or vigour. Did you eve read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6069

Free to Go

Jon and Amanpreet were in an institution.  This place had an annual contest where they picked two of the best patients and asked them two questions.  If they got them correct, they were deem... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2187

Contributions

The newspaper where I worked had just announced that when its new building was completed, the old one would be donated to the United Way. A few days later, someone came into our office soliciting con... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1606

Procrastination

My sister was bemoaning the fact that she had procrastinated cleaning and organizing her house for a long time. Since she was planning to entertain, she felt a lot of pressure to get moving. That aft... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
100

Quote #2294

People don't always say, 'I love you.' Sometimes it sounds like: Be safe. Did you eat? Call me when you get home. I made you this. - Unknown... read more..

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