April 2024 - Monthly Archive

28 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

279

Cybersalt News - April 28, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone! Grandma Cybersalt and I are away at a conference. We have been blessed in a number of unexpected ways and I am excited to share them with you, but I am typing this on my p... read more..

27 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1968

Interfaith Marriage, Unequally Yoked

One man was downing drinks faster than usual when the man on the barstool next to him said, "What's wrong?" The first man said, "I'm drinking to the memory of my wife. She was a saint on earth. She w... read more..

27 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

4922

Breeding Pun

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic? Someone who stays awake all night wondering if there is a dog.... read more..

27 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4458

Puppy Power

Officer Roland, near the end of his shift, noticed a woman driving a small pickup truck with a dog sitting on her lap. Observing that this was an unsafe manner in which to be operating her vehic... read more..

27 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

279

Quote #2263

"Do not spoil what you have by desiring what you have not; but remember that what you now have was once among the things you only hoped for." - Epicurus read more..

27 Apr

One-liners

Susan Davis

290

One-Liner #1828

If Cinderella's shoe fit so perfectly, why did it fall off in the first place?... read more..

25 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

275

Cybersalt News - April 25, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! It has been a fairly productive week here at Cybersalt World Headquarters. It's nice to catch up on a bunch of things so that I am only behind on other things: progress is ... read more..

24 Apr

Susan Page

454

Rejoice

- photo by Susan Page A typical day starts with some quiet reflective time with my Lord. After that comes a hearty breakfast while watching some news coverage. Sometimes this is hard because the state read more..

Humorous Adventures in Vatican City: A Comedy of Papal Proportions

24 Apr

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2997

Humorous Adventures in Vatican City: A Comedy of Papal Proportions

There were two Catholic boys, Timothy Murphy and Antonio Secola whose lives paralleled each other in amazing ways. In the same year Timothy was born in Ireland, Antonio was born in Italy. Faithfully... read more..

24 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

323

Quote #2262

ADDICTION is giving up everything for one thing. RECOVERY is giving up one thing for everything. - unknown... read more..

24 Apr

One-liners

Susan Davis

310

One-Liner #1827

Every time a bird craps on my car, I eat a plate of wings on the front porch to show them what I'm capable of.... read more..

24 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3123

Ships Passing

A rather old minesweeper was cruising a lonely stretch of the South Pacific and was overtaken by a new Australian cruiser. All the US sailors admired the new ship and the Captain sent a blinker-light... read more..

24 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2201

Cheese Pun

I was being shown round a cheese factory the other day, when I fell into a giant vat of milk by-product. "I'm sorry", I said. "Am I in your whey?"... read more..

24 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2082

Help, Need, Don't We All

I was parked in front of the mall wiping off my car. I had just come from the car wash and was waiting for my wife. Coming my way from across the parking lot was what society would consider a bum. Fro... read more..

21 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

264

Cybersalt News - April 21, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone! Grandma Cybersalt and I are going to be held hostage today. We will be surrendering ourselves to our captors around 2:00pm. We will do this willingly because we are alread... read more..

20 Apr

One-liners

Susan Davis

459

One-Liner #1826

Posted a photo of my clean house and it was flagged and removed as "Fake News."... read more..

20 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4642

Where's God?

Two brothers in a small town were well-known as trouble makers. If there was a problem in town, these boys were guaranteed to be there. Their parents finally decided to do something abou... read more..

20 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2253

Catsup Pun

A woman was trying hard to get the catsup to come out of the jar. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her four-year old daughter to answer the phone. "It's the minister, Mommy," the child... read more..

20 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1959

God's Patience, Pennies

Several years ago, a friend of mine and her husband were invited to spend the weekend at the husband's employer's home. My friend, Arlene, was nervous about the weekend. The boss was very wealthy, wit... read more..

Don’t Knock on the Door if You Like Breathing

20 Apr

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

626

Don’t Knock on the Door if You Like Breathing

I’m unsure if this is a new phenomenon or I’m just starting to catch up on the culture. I know I have a lot to catch up on, and I’m slowly doing it. Lately, there’s been a lot of activity at our fron... read more..

20 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

280

Quote #2261

"Prayer is the only entryway into genuine self-knowledge. It is also the main way we experience deep change - the reordering of our loves. Prayer is how God gives us so many of the unimaginable things read more..

Humorous Clergy Poker Night in a Conservative Town

18 Apr

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

4155

Humorous Clergy Poker Night in a Conservative Town

A rabbi and his two friends, a priest and a minister, played poker for small stakes once a week. The only problem was that they lived in a very conservative blue-law town. One night, the sheriff raide... read more..

18 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

282

Cybersalt News - April 18, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Today's edition is going out later than usual. Shahbaz, one of my team, is working on a big project for a client. He lives in Thailand and connecting across our time zones ... read more..

17 Apr

Susan Page

579

Let's be Reasonable

- photo by Susan Page There is an often-repeated scripture found in the book of Philippians. The Apostle Paul, when addressing the church at Philippi wrote, “Rejoice in the Lord always; again, I will read more..

17 Apr

One-liners

Susan Davis

305

One-Liner #1825

I'll never forget the look on the cashiers face, when she scanned the packet of bird seed, and I asked her how long does it take for the birds to grow once I plant them.... read more..

17 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

286

Quote #2260

"All you need is love, But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt." - Charles M. Schulz read more..

17 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3427

Bulletproof

The speaker at a bank's drive-through window had been broken for weeks, and the tellers had to resort to miming or writing notes to communicate with their frustrated customers. One day a sweet elderl... read more..

17 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3810

Coyote / Flea

What is the difference between a coyote and a flea? One howls on the prairie and the other prowls on the hairy.... read more..

17 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2500

Memory, Aging

My forgetter's getting better But my rememberer is broke To you that may seem funny But, to me, that is no joke For when I'm "here" I'm wondering If I really should be "there" And, when I try to thin... read more..

14 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

255

Cybersalt News - April 14, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone! Later later today, Grandma Cybersalt and I are going to supper . . . . somewhere. Our church is putting on a "Guess who's coming to dinner" event. We signed up to be... read more..