Monthly Archive

March 2024

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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4901 - March 31, 2024
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
88
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4901 - March 31, 2024

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsResurrection Sunday greetings, everyone - the Lord is risen! Susan and I pray the God will bless you and yours on this day when we celebrat... read more..
Cybersalt News - March 31, 2024
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - March 31, 2024

Resurrection Sunday greetings, everyone - the Lord is risen! Susan and I pray the God will bless you and yours on this day when we celebrate the resurrection of Jesus. He died to pay the price of our... read more..
Dancing the Critter Bug Shuffle
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1464
4 min read

Dancing the Critter Bug Shuffle

I must confess that I do have a liking for critters of all kinds. I enjoy feeding them out on the back porch, and boy, do they come hungry for their treats. Two cats born in our garage are still hang... read more..
Quote #2256
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #2256

"The very first Easter taught us this: that life never ends and love never dies." - Kate McGahan read more..
Missionary Mimicking
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

Missionary Mimicking

A new missionary recruit went to Venezuela for the first time. He was struggling with the language and didn't understand a whole lot of what was going on. Intending to visit one of the local churches,... read more..
Confiscation 1
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Confiscation 1

A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.... read more..
Dying
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Dying

The Sunday School teacher was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven...which part of your body goes first?" Emma raised her hand and said, "I thi... read more..
One-Liner #1821
One-liners
Susan Davis
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<1min

One-Liner #1821

Easter egg hunts are proof that your children really can find things without Mom's help.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4900 - March 28, 2024
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
99
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4900 - March 28, 2024

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! I had a major win at work this week! There was something I needed to learn to do in order to get one web server ... read more..
Cybersalt News - March 28, 2024
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - March 28, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I had a major win at work this week! There was something I needed to learn to do in order to get one web server to transfer 500 gigabytes of files to another web server, wi... read more..
Country Comedy: Kenny's Donkey Raffle Success Story 🤣🌾
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Country Comedy: Kenny's Donkey Raffle Success Story 🤣🌾

A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100.  The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry ... read more..
Grace
Susan Page
Susan Page
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3 min read

Grace

- photo by Susan PageI have always loved the word grace. It sounds so, well … graceful. It reminds me of the pure white swans that I love to photograph. The word is elegant, as is the swan. Grace, G read more..
Quote #2255
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #2255

"Who believes what we've heard and seen? Who would have thought God's saving power would look like this?" - Isaiah read more..
One-Liner #1820
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-Liner #1820

I wonder what the part of my brain that used to store people's phone numbers is doing now.... read more..
Definitions
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Definitions

ADULT:A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. BEAUTY PARLOR:A place where women curl up and dye. CANNIBAL:Someone who is fed up with people. CHICKENS:The o... read more..
Circus Attack
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Circus Attack

What do you do if you're ever attacked by a circus? Go for the juggler!... read more..
Child Safety
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Child Safety

I recall a time when my son was about 18 months old. I had him strapped into a backpack and was rushing to catch the bus. Apparently I mis-stepped and fell down an entire flight of stairs (13 to be ex... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4899 - March 24, 2024
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
85
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4899 - March 24, 2024

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone. I am many months into my new habit of tidying up my desk and putting everything away each night. I am so enjoyi... read more..
Cybersalt News - March 24, 2024
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - March 24, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone. I am many months into my new habit of tidying up my desk and putting everything away each night. I am so enjoying the extra energy that comes from not having the distracti... read more..
Ice Cream Solves a Lot of My Problems
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1526
4 min read

Ice Cream Solves a Lot of My Problems

Like everybody else, I face problems almost every day. Or maybe I should say, my problem faces me. Every Monday, when I get up, I say to myself, “How many problems will I have this week? How many wil... read more..
One-Liner #1819
One-liners
Susan Davis
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<1min

One-Liner #1819

“I worry about ridiculous things, you know, like how does a guy who drives a snowplow get to work in the morning… that can keep me awake for days.”  - Billy Connolly... read more..
Men, Dogs, Women
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5377
2 min read

Men, Dogs, Women

1.  How Dogs and Men Are the Same Both take up too much space on the bed.Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning.Both are threatened by their own kind.Both are bad at asking you questi read more..
Color Dreams
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Color Dreams

When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.... read more..
Christian Living
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Christian Living

Little Rodney, 4 years old, walked down the beach, and as he did, he spied a matronly woman sitting under a beach umbrella on the sand. He walked up to her and asked, "Are you a Christian?" "Yes." sh... read more..
Quote #2254
Quotes
Susan Davis
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<1min

Quote #2254

"But everyone who lined the streets had a different reason for waving those palms. Some were political activists; they’d heard Jesus had supernatural power, and they wanted him to use it to free read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4898 - March 21, 2024
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
90
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4898 - March 21, 2024

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday - and welcome to spring or autumn, depending on your hemisphere! Calm has returned to Cybersalt World Headquarter... read more..
Cybersalt News - March 21, 2024
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - March 21, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and welcome to spring or autumn, depending on your hemisphere! Calm has returned to Cybersalt World Headquarters following a two night, March break sleepover by two of our... read more..
His Watermark
Susan Page
Susan Page
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4 min read

His Watermark

- photo by Susan PageI love nature photography. It is a hobby that I am quite passionate about, one which I never tire of. When I’m outdoors with my camera I lose all track of time and am in my “happy read more..
Cemetery Workers
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Cemetery Workers

"Cemetery workers always work the graveyard." read more..
The More
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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The More

The more generous we are, the more joyous we become. The more cooperative we are, the more valuable we become. The more enthusiastic we are, the more productive we become. The more serving we are... read more..
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