March 2024 - Monthly Archive

31 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

243

Cybersalt News - March 31, 2024

Resurrection Sunday greetings, everyone - the Lord is risen! Susan and I pray the God will bless you and yours on this day when we celebrate the resurrection of Jesus. He died to pay the price of our... read more..

30 Mar

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

518

Dancing the Critter Bug Shuffle

I must confess that I do have a liking for critters of all kinds. I enjoy feeding them out on the back porch, and boy, do they come hungry for their treats. Two cats born in our garage are still hang... read more..

30 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

290

Quote #2256

"The very first Easter taught us this: that life never ends and love never dies." - Kate McGahan read more..

30 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3464

Missionary Mimicking

A new missionary recruit went to Venezuela for the first time. He was struggling with the language and didn't understand a whole lot of what was going on. Intending to visit one of the local churches,... read more..

30 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2266

Confiscation 1

A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.... read more..

30 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1847

Dying

The Sunday School teacher was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven...which part of your body goes first?" Emma raised her hand and said, "I thi... read more..

30 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

385

One-Liner #1821

Easter egg hunts are proof that your children really can find things without Mom's help.... read more..

28 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

244

Cybersalt News - March 28, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I had a major win at work this week! There was something I needed to learn to do in order to get one web server to transfer 500 gigabytes of files to another web server, wi... read more..

Country Comedy: Kenny's Donkey Raffle Success Story 🤣🌾

27 Mar

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3891

Country Comedy: Kenny's Donkey Raffle Success Story 🤣🌾

A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry ... read more..

27 Mar

Susan Page

563

Grace

- photo by Susan PageI have always loved the word grace. It sounds so, well … graceful. It reminds me of the pure white swans that I love to photograph. The word is elegant, as is the swan. Grace, G read more..

27 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

337

Quote #2255

"Who believes what we've heard and seen? Who would have thought God's saving power would look like this?" - Isaiah read more..

27 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

320

One-Liner #1820

I wonder what the part of my brain that used to store people's phone numbers is doing now.... read more..

27 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4875

Definitions

ADULT:A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. BEAUTY PARLOR:A place where women curl up and dye. CANNIBAL:Someone who is fed up with people. CHICKENS:The o... read more..

27 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3821

Circus Attack

What do you do if you're ever attacked by a circus? Go for the juggler!... read more..

27 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1781

Child Safety

I recall a time when my son was about 18 months old. I had him strapped into a backpack and was rushing to catch the bus. Apparently I mis-stepped and fell down an entire flight of stairs (13 to be ex... read more..

24 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

267

Cybersalt News - March 24, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone. I am many months into my new habit of tidying up my desk and putting everything away each night. I am so enjoying the extra energy that comes from not having the distracti... read more..

23 Mar

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

453

Ice Cream Solves a Lot of My Problems

Like everybody else, I face problems almost every day. Or maybe I should say, my problem faces me. Every Monday, when I get up, I say to myself, “How many problems will I have this week? How many wil... read more..

23 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

261

One-Liner #1819

“I worry about ridiculous things, you know, like how does a guy who drives a snowplow get to work in the morning… that can keep me awake for days.” - Billy Connolly... read more..

23 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4373

Men, Dogs, Women

1. How Dogs and Men Are the Same Both take up too much space on the bed.Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning.Both are threatened by their own kind.Both are bad at asking you questi read more..

23 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2375

Color Dreams

When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.... read more..

23 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1700

Christian Living

Little Rodney, 4 years old, walked down the beach, and as he did, he spied a matronly woman sitting under a beach umbrella on the sand. He walked up to her and asked, "Are you a Christian?" "Yes." sh... read more..

23 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

290

Quote #2254

"But everyone who lined the streets had a different reason for waving those palms. Some were political activists; they’d heard Jesus had supernatural power, and they wanted him to use it to free read more..

21 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

285

Cybersalt News - March 21, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and welcome to spring or autumn, depending on your hemisphere! Calm has returned to Cybersalt World Headquarters following a two night, March break sleepover by two of our... read more..

20 Mar

Susan Page

924

His Watermark

- photo by Susan PageI love nature photography. It is a hobby that I am quite passionate about, one which I never tire of. When I’m outdoors with my camera I lose all track of time and am in my “happy read more..

20 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3016

Cemetery Workers

"Cemetery workers always work the graveyard." read more..

20 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1820

The More

The more generous we are, the more joyous we become. The more cooperative we are, the more valuable we become. The more enthusiastic we are, the more productive we become. The more serving we are... read more..

20 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3615

W-a-i-t-i-n-g

The two ladies were sitting in the living room, waiting for their hostess, who was slightly delayed. The daughter of the family was with them, on the theory that she would keep the visitors occupied d... read more..

20 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

621

Quote #2253

"A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor." - Franklin D. Roosevelt read more..

20 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

291

One-Liners #1818

It seems unfair that the people who want to go to bed have to put the people to bed that don't want to go to bed.... read more..

Dr. Geezer's Hilarious Clinic: A Prescription for Laughter!

20 Mar

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

412

Dr. Geezer's Hilarious Clinic: A Prescription for Laughter!

An old physician, Doctor John Geezer, became very bored in retirement and decided to re-open a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that read: "Dr. Geezer's clinic. Get your treatment for $500 - ... read more..