Monthly Archive

February 2024

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 55 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Quotes
Susan Davis
341

Quote #2248

“Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart.” ― Erma Bombeck... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
457

One-liner #1813

I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4101

Dog Rules

Basic Rules for Dogs Who Have a Yard To Protect NEWSPAPERS: If you have to go to the bathroom while playing in the front yard, always use the newspaper that's placed in the driveway every morning for... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3311

Complaint Pun

A woman told a marriage counselor that her husband's complaint that he leads a dog's life is probably well founded. "He comes in the house with muddy feet," she said, "tracks across my clean floors, ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1744

Progress, Inventions, Rest

The bathtub was invented in 1850. The telephone was invented in 1875. This might not seem like much, but if you had lived back then, you could have sat in the bathtub for 25 years without being both... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
437

The Key To Life Is Forgetting The Right Things

The thing that has concerned me as I have aged was about forgetting things. How could I remember everything when I was crowding my brain with all kinds of new things? In this regard, there is no co... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
305

Cybersalt News - February 25, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone! Today's video share is a beautiful acapella version of one of my favorite worship songs: Is He Worthy?Click Here to Watch Enjoy the rest of today's digest! ~ Pastor Tim&... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
350

Quote #2247

"What could we accomplish if we knew we could not fail?" - Eleanor Roosevelt read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
324

Dying Comeback

Thanks to Walter McLauren for this pun. Once there was an opossum named Pogo, a philosophy enthusiast, particularly drawn to existentialism. He devoured works by Jean-Paul Sartre, the mind behind "Hu... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
314

One-Liner #1812

"I would not paint my house on a Sunday - not because I am in bondage, but because I am lazy." - Fred Schmidt read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4785

Strange Exam Answers

1. Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics. They lived in the Sarah Dessert and travelled by Camelot. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1782

Family Devotions Review

In our family devotions, we did a study on King Asa, out of 2 Chronicles. Later in the day, we were reviewing what we had learned. When asking my seven year-old what book in the Bible we find the sto... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
308

Cybersalt News - February 22, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is lots of news about the Cybersalt.org ministry website today. First of all, it's ugly! OK, that may not be news, but I was reminded of this fact while doing s... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3973

Diet Prayer

Lord, My soul is ripped with riotincited by my wicked diet."We Are What We Eat," said a wise old man!and, Lord, if that's true, I'm a garbage can. I want to rise on Judgment Day, that's plain!but at ... read more..

Susan Page
Susan Page
1278

Encouragement in Stereo

- photo by Susan PageEncouragement: giving hope or promise, to spur on ... to inspire with courage .. the raising of one’s confidence ... instilling life, energy, courage or vigour. Did you ever read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6018

Vulgar Parrot

So there's this fella with a parrot.  And this parrot swears like a sailor. I mean he's a pistol.  He can swear for five minutes straight without repeating himself.  Trouble is, the gu... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
34086

Color Pun

Teacher asked her kindergarten children to put the colors green, pink and yellow in a sentence. Jenny said her Grandmother has green, pink, and yellow colors in her garden. Jeffrey said that there a... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1947

The Facts of Life

When my granddaughter, Ann, was 9-years-old, she was given an assignment by her teacher to write a story on "Where my family came from." The purpose was to understand your genealogy. I was not aware ... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
419

One-Liner #1811

It's been a strange day ... first I found a hat full of money; then I was chased by an angry man with a guitar.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
314

Quote #2246

"No one ever said life was fair. Just eventful." - Carol Burnett read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
642

I’m Not Diabetic But I Am a Sweet Guy

Lately, I've been very tired, which has nothing at all to do with my age. Rather, it has everything to do with all these spam calls I get every day. It seems most spam calls come during lunchtime whe... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
306

Cybersalt News - February 18, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone! Cybersalt World Headquarters is going to be a noisy place today as Grandma Cybersalt and I, our 3 kids, their 3 spouses, and all 6 grandchildren are under one roof. That's... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
355

Quote #2245

"The best thing to give to your enemy is forgiveness; to an opponent, tolerance; to a friend, your heart; to your child, a good example; to a father, deference; to your mother, conduct that will make read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
535

One-Liner #1810

My stomach is flat ... but the "L" is silent.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2771

Church Buses

Our local Catholic church has plans start a ministry similar to that used successfully by so many protestant churches. They'll be bringing their parishioners to services by bus. They plan to call it ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3115

Vice President of Peas

Tom was very excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he worked for, and he kept bragging about it to his wife for weeks on end. Finally she couldn't take it any longer, and told ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2425

Start With Yourself

The following words were written on the tomb of an Anglican bishop in the crypts of Westminster Abbey: When I was young and free and my imagination had no limits, I dreamed of changing the world. As ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
323

Cybersalt News - February 15, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! A big shoutout to Cybersaltine, Linda Street-Ely. I was a treat to meet Linda in a Zoom call last week. You should check out her website at www.paperairplanepublishing... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
337

Quote #2244

"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself and you are the easiest person to fool." - Richard P. Feynman read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
336

One-Liner #1809

How come when I buy one loaf of bread it's gone in two days, but when I buy two all of a sudden no one eats bread anymore?... read more..

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