Monthly Archive

January 2024

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 62 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cards You Will Never See From Hallmark
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Cards You Will Never See From Hallmark

"Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife." "How could two people as beautiful you have such an ugly baby?" "I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. A read more..
Quote #2240
Quotes
Susan Davis
1232
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Quote #2240

"May we think of freedom not as the right to do as we please, but the opportunity to do what is right." - Peter Marshall read more..
One-Liner #1805
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-Liner #1805

Yesterday, I was washing the car with my son; he said: "Dad, can't you just use a sponge?"... read more..
Broken Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Broken Pun

My ten-year-old son informed us that part of his tooth had come out. We checked and, sure enough, a piece had broken off. Trying to lighten the moment, I asked my husband, "What do you suppose the to... read more..
Kindness in Marriage, Makeup, Plastic Surgery
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Kindness in Marriage, Makeup, Plastic Surgery

The lady of the house announced to her husband that she was going to the beauty parlor. He asked, "Are you going in for an estimate or are you going to get the work done?"... read more..
Poor Vagabond
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4955
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Poor Vagabond

A poor vagabond, traveling a country road in England, tired and hungry, came to a roadside Inn with a sign reading: "George and the Dragon." He knocked gently on the door. The Innkeeper's wife stuck... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4884 - January 28, 2024
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
71
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4884 - January 28, 2024

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone! Excitement is ramping up at Cybersalt World Headquarters as Grandma Cybersalt's 60th birthday approaches on Tue... read more..
Do I Need to Repeat That?
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1574
4 min read

Do I Need to Repeat That?

Of all the holidays during the year that I like, my birthday is at the bottom of the list. Now that I'm at my current age, I prefer not to be reminded that I'm getting older. All a birthday does for m... read more..
One-Liner #1804
One-liners
Susan Davis
1096
<1min

One-Liner #1804

I don't know how many coffees it takes to be friendly, but so far it's more than 12.... read more..
Quote #2239
Quotes
Susan Davis
1201
<1min

Quote #2239

"When the phone was tied with a wire, humans were free." - unknown read more..
Wittle Wabbits
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Wittle Wabbits

A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?" And the shopkeeper bends way down and puts his hands on his knees so that ... read more..
Atheists
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Atheists

An atheist is a person who has no invisible means of support.... read more..
Curiosity, Sinful Nature
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Curiosity, Sinful Nature

A teacher was winding up a discussion in her fourth grade class on the importance of curiosity. Teacher: "Where would we be today if no one had ever been curious?" Child: "In the Garden of Eden?"... read more..
Cybersalt News - January 28, 2024
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1183
<1min

Cybersalt News - January 28, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone! Excitement is ramping up at Cybersalt World Headquarters as Grandma Cybersalt's 60th birthday approaches on Tuesday! I have already bought Susan her birthday gift. I know ... read more..
School Question
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3897
<1min

School Question

A University of Alabama football player was visiting a Yankee relative in Boston over the holidays. He went to a large party and met a pretty co-ed. He was attempting to start up a conversation with ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4882 - January 25, 2024
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
121
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4882 - January 25, 2024

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! I have sprained my ankle and it's super painful, though I did have some nice relief last night when I was s... read more..
Cybersalt News - January 25, 2024
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - January 25, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I have sprained my ankle and it's super painful, though I did have some nice relief last night when I was sitting at the desk working and my foot went numb. No worries... read more..
Quote #2238
Quotes
Susan Davis
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<1min

Quote #2238

Said the horse, "You can lead a human to knowledge, but you can't make it think."... read more..
Job Search Woe
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Job Search Woe

Catherine, a RN, was unhappy with her job, so she submitted her resignation. She was sure she'd have no trouble finding a new position, because of the nursing shortage in her area. She e-mailed cover... read more..
Birth Registration
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Birth Registration

George goes to the Birth Registration Office to register his newborn son. The woman behind the counter asks the name he wants to give to the boy, and the father replies: "Euro." The woman says that s... read more..
Credit, Stewardship, Financial Responsibility
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2443
<1min

Credit, Stewardship, Financial Responsibility

I got some bad news today: You know the money you get from those ATM machines? It comes from YOUR account!... read more..
One-Liner #1803
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-Liner #1803

Swedish astronomer Anders Celsius died in 1744 aged 43 though his rival Fahrenheit was convinced he was 109.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4881 - January 21, 2024
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
80
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4881 - January 21, 2024

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone! The cold air has departed and the rain has returned, "shoveling" the snow away for the last couple of days arou... read more..
Cybersalt News - January 21, 2024
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - January 21, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone! The cold air has departed and the rain has returned, "shoveling" the snow away for the last couple of days around Cybersalt World Headquarters. The forecast is calling for... read more..
My Oh My What a Nice Slice of Pie
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1596
4 min read

My Oh My What a Nice Slice of Pie

Whenever things go better than you can imagine, it is always a red flag to pay attention because something is wrong. I don’t always catch it, and I have paid the price. One day this past week, The Gr... read more..
Quote #2237
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #2237

"Shame dies when stories are told in safe places." - Ann Voskamp read more..
One-Liner #1802
One-liners
Susan Davis
1237
<1min

One-Liner #1802

People write "congrats" because they can't spell congrajlashins.... read more..
Ten for Sure
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3675
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Ten for Sure

My friend, the manager of a grocery store, nabbed a shoplifter in the act. He was escorting the suspect to the office in the front of the store (near the cash registers), when the shoplifter broke fro... read more..
Clinic Sign
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
4841
<1min

Clinic Sign

From a sign at the blood donor clinic: "Sorry to needle you. We need your blood."... read more..
Testimony
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Testimony

The priest is repairing the church fence. A boy is standing nearby for a long while. The priest asks him: "Do you want to speak with me, my son?" "No, I'm just waiting." "Waiting for what?" "Waiti... read more..
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