2024 - Monthly Archive

Ain’t Nothing Better Than a P&J Sandwich

08 Dec

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

7

Ain’t Nothing Better Than a P&J Sandwich

I'm not sure what happened to my closely guarded diet during these recent holidays, but I won't ask. The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage has been so busy cooking and preparing food that she didn't ... read more..

08 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

8

Cybersalt News - December 8, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone. 'Tis the season for Christmas plays and performances. Yesterday, Grandma Cybersalt and I attended the Highland Dance performance of one of our granddaughters. Today, our h... read more..

07 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4275

Airport Mistletoe

It was the beginning of December. The trip had gone reasonably well, and he was ready to go back. The airport on the other hand had turned a tacky red and green, and loudspeakers blared an... read more..

07 Dec

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

9

Block Party

There's a big sale down at the Lego store. People are lined up for blocks.... read more..

07 Dec

Quotes

Susan Davis

9

Quote #2315

"How many lessons of faith and beauty we should lose, if there were no winter in our year!" - Thomas Wentworth Higginson read more..

07 Dec

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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The Room

First the story behind the story "The Room." Seventeen-year-old Brian Moore had only a short time to write something for a class. The subject was what Heaven was like. "I wowed 'em," he later told hi... read more..

07 Dec

One-liners

Susan Davis

10

One-Liner #1880

When I ask for directions, please don't use words like "east."... read more..

07 Dec

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

34

I Don’t Eat Crow on Holidays

I enjoy the holiday season because of the food I get to eat. From Halloween to New Year's Day, the focus is food. Some of the best food of the whole year is during this time. In true confession, thro... read more..

05 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

30

Cybersalt News - December 5, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday. We have been having some lovely December weather here at Cybersalt World Headquarters. I've been slamming away at catching up here at work and am happy to report that my em... read more..

🎅 Santa's Recount: A Jolly Mix-Up with Naughty or Nice

04 Dec

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3692

🎅 Santa's Recount: A Jolly Mix-Up with Naughty or Nice

***To get the most out of this joke from the past, it helps if you remember the 2000 US presidential election. If you do remember those days, good for you. If you don't, even better! Fortunately read more..

04 Dec

Susan Page

101

Transforming News

- photo by Susan PageJesus came and his coming transformed our world! We do not have to look too deeply into the Christmas story to be dazzled by the transformational message of Christ’s coming to sa read more..

04 Dec

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

21

Timber-rific 🚗

I bought a wooden car. It's got a wooden engine, wooden doors, wooden seats, wooden wheels, even a wooden key. Guess what? Wooden start.... read more..

04 Dec

Christmas Jokes

Pastor Tim

5053

Christmas Goober Alternatives

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober *Seasonal Ways of Calling Someone a Goober* - A couple of ... read more..

04 Dec

Quotes

Susan Davis

11

Quote #2314

"One kind word can warm three winter months." - Japanese Proverb read more..

04 Dec

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1682

If You'll Be Quiet

It was a hectic day of running errands with my wife and son. As if the stress weren't enough, four-year-old Christopher insisted on asking questions about everything, told me how to drive better, and... read more..

04 Dec

One-liners

Susan Davis

14

One-Liner #1879

Sometimes, someone unexpected comes into your life out of nowhere, makes your heart race, and changes you forever ... we call those people cops.... read more..

01 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

41

Cybersalt News - December 1, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone, and welcome to December! Even though it is December 1st today, it would not be out of place to wish me a happy new year because today is the beginning of a new fiscal year... read more..

30 Nov

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

141

Oh, For the Life of an Old Geezer

I am not given to complaining, except when I'm awake. That's according to The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage. Lately, I've been leaning towards a complaining attitude. I've reached the point of b... read more..

30 Nov

One-liners

Susan Davis

35

One-Liner #1878

I don't mean to interrupt people. I just randomly remember things and get really excited.... read more..

30 Nov

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

45

Exclusive Offers Await! 🏠

How much does a chimney cost? Nothing. It's on the house.... read more..

30 Nov

Quotes

Susan Davis

31

Quote #2313

“A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.” - Garrison Keillor, Leaving Home... read more..

30 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

4735

Keeper of the Spring

The late Peter Marshall was an eloquent speaker and for several years served as the chaplain of the US Senate. He used to love to tell the story of the "Keeper of the Spring," a quiet forest dweller w... read more..

30 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5276

Poor Preacher

After the church service a little boy told the pastor, "When I grow up, I'm going to give you some money." "Well, thank you," the pastor replied, "but why?" "Because my daddy says you're one of the ... read more..

28 Nov

God's Penman

Pastor Tim

165

Another (Another) Turkey on the Table

It was a Monday morning, and I was busy starting my week by organizing my schedule and organizing some of my projects. The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage came to my door, looked in, and said, "Ar... read more..

😂 Wedding Woes: When Love Meets Practicality

28 Nov

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2995

😂 Wedding Woes: When Love Meets Practicality

A Pastor was called to a local nursing home to perform a wedding. An anxious old man met him at the door. The pastor sat down to counsel him. The Pastor asked several questions. "Do you love her?" T... read more..

28 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

44

Cybersalt News - November 28, 2024

Oh look, TURKEY Thursday - happy Thanksgiving to our USA subscribers. Grandma Cybersalt and I are as thankful for each of you Cybersaltines as we were when we celebrated Canadian Thanksgiving ("Thank... read more..

27 Nov

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

42

🌟 Tall Tales: Ladder Rungs Stretching

Spaces between ladder rungs have increased because Americans are getting taller. Manufacturers claim it's due to climb it change.... read more..

27 Nov

Quotes

Susan Davis

35

Quote #2312

“Learning to love and be kind to ourselves is a lifelong journey.” - Brené Brown, Daring Greatly: How the Courage to Be Vulnerable Transforms the Way We Live, Love, Parent, and Lead... read more..

27 Nov

One-liners

Susan Davis

159

One-Liner #1877

When you do squats, are your knees supposed to sound like a goat chewing on an aluminum can stuffed with celery?... read more..

27 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4474

NRA Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving Day was approaching, and a family had received a Thanksgiving card with a painting of a pilgrim family on its way to church. Grandma showed the card to her small grandchildren, observing... read more..