February 2023 - Monthly Archive

26 Feb

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

580

It Was Another Amateur Run at Chillin’

There are a few things that I am good at, but I can’t recollect them at this point. But I will say there are many things I’m not good at. I think I probably am the king of Amateurism. That being said... read more..

26 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

441

Cybersalt News - February 26, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! Some of you may be receiving a Cybersalt Digest today for the first time in a while. Managing an online newsletter is also a technical endeavor and right now that involves... read more..

$One-Liner #1726$

25 Feb

One-liners

Susan Davis

515

One-Liner #1726

I can is 100 times more important than IQ.... read more..

25 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3135

Bananas

As part of the admission procedure in the hospital where I work, I ask the patients if they are allergic to anything. If they are, I print it on an allergy band placed on the patient's wrists. Once w... read more..

25 Feb

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

17241

Bagel Pun

Q. How do you make sure that no one steals your bagel? A. You put lox on it.... read more..

25 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2229

Revival

How can we have a revival?" someone ask the great evangelist, Gypsy Smith. The wise old preacher replied, "take a piece of chalk, and draw circle on the floor. Then step inside the circle, and pray: ... read more..

25 Feb

Quotes

Susan Davis

434

Quote #2162

“Justice is not something God has. Justice is something that God is.” ― A.W. Tozer... read more..

23 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

463

Cybersalt News - February 23, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! For years there has been much concern about the health of super models who face constant pressure to lose pounds and stay skinny for showing the latest fashions as they wal... read more..

22 Feb

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2409

Hospital Request

When my wife had to rush to the hospital unexpectedly, she asked me to bring her a few items from home. One item on her list was "comfortable underwear." Not sure what she considers comfortable, I as... read more..

22 Feb

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

581

I Love My Imperfections

Unlike most people, I love my imperfections; those imperfections of mine do not cause me much trouble. I know most people like to focus on their perfections so that they can impress other people. But... read more..

22 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3293

Getting Younger

Old Sam Johnson goes to his doctor complaining of aches and pains all over his body. After a thorough examination, the doctor gives him a clean bill of health. "Sam, you're in excellent shape for an ... read more..

22 Feb

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

5621

Parcel Precipitation

I asked my mailman why my letters were all wet. He said, "Postage dew."... read more..

22 Feb

Quotes

Susan Davis

426

Quote #2161

"To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it." - G. K. Chesterton read more..

22 Feb

One-liners

Susan Davis

489

One-Liner #1725

If I got 50 cents for every failed math exam, I'd have $6.30 right now.... read more..

22 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2091

Park Dollar

Rachel asked her mom for a dollar to give to a little old lady in the park. Kathy, impressed by her daughter's kindness, gave her the dollar. "There you are Rachel," said Kathy. "But, tell me, isn't ... read more..

19 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

431

Cybersalt News - February 19, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! I was paid a very nice compliment by a client this week. They said, "You are absolutely A-1 in our book! Thank you so very much for all your hard work! We aren't your... read more..

18 Feb

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

582

Splish Splash, I Forgot to Take A Bath

If you had the opportunity to speak to the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage, she would probably tell you that one of my strengths is forgetting. I'm not sure how far into the subject she would get. ... read more..

18 Feb

Quotes

Susan Davis

486

Quote #2160

“One hundred religious persons knit into a unity by careful organization do not constitute a church any more than eleven dead men make a football team.” - A. W. Tozer... read more..

18 Feb

One-liners

Susan Davis

412

One-Liner #1724

Want to know what worry really is? A waste of time.... read more..

18 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5949

Etch-A-Sketch Technical Support Line

Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the screen. A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off? A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: What's the shortcut for... read more..

18 Feb

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2715

Don't Get Permanently Pressed

Washable: What a cowboy does very carefully... read more..

18 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1887

Obedience, Ten Commandments

Pa and Ma were at church, and as they were leaving the minister said, "Pa, I wish we'd see you here more than twice a year!" Pa said, "Ya, I know, but at least we keep the ten commandments." The min... read more..

16 Feb

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3118

Kill The Umpire

During a baseball game, a woman kept shouting threats at the umpire. No matter what happened on the field, she constantly yelled, "Kill the umpire!" This went on for an hour. "Lady," a nearby fan fi... read more..

16 Feb

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

638

Who’s Really in Charge?

Living in the country, our family did not have a television in our home. Unfortunately, most people in our neighborhood did not have a television. That was just normal. Somehow we managed to entertai... read more..

16 Feb

Clean Jokes

3552

Lawnyer

When my mother was called for jury duty, she felt confident of her ability to answer the questions asked of prospective jurors. As a young attorney, I had filled her in on what to expect. Asked abou... read more..

16 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2765

Marriage License

Wanting to be married, a couple came to the county courthouse in Virginia where I work. But they accidentally walked up to the offices where hunting licenses are sold. "We're from out of state," said... read more..

16 Feb

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2025

Weather Attack

It rained so hard here last night our whole town flooded. The entire city was taken by storm.... read more..

16 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

446

Cybersalt News - February 16, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I have a question for you that probably sounds like something your mother once asked you, "If 244 people jumped off a bridge would you jump too?" In today's video share you... read more..

15 Feb

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

515

Nothing Like An Old Fashion Scam

Scams have become the norm of our culture today. If it weren’t for Alexander Graham Bell, we wouldn’t have all of these scams today. Thanks Alex. These scams go from car warranties to Medicare benefi... read more..

15 Feb

Quotes

Susan Davis

487

Quote #2159

"Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are." - Will Ferrell read more..