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29 Oct
Sermons
Pastor Tim
1052
God's Dreams
This is the recording of Pastor Tim's sermon before retiring after 21 years at Westside Bible Church. It's a message about how even when our plans are not possible, God has a place for us in His pl
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29 Oct
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
894
Cybersalt News - October 29, 2017
Sunday greetings everyone! Last week I referenced the power of the crowd. This week let's focus on the need of the crowds. You can listen to "See the Crowds" at:www.westsidefamily.org/messages/see-th
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28 Oct
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1563
Is the Whole World Crazy or Is It Just Me?
Driving across town the other day I was nearly hit by four different vehicles. One ran a stop sign, another swerved in front of me and almost hit me and I’m sure the other two were on their cell phone
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28 Oct
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5021
Amish Law
An Amish man answered a knock on his door one morning. An electric company worker handed him a piece of paper stating that the electric company would like to run a power line through his pasture. The
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28 Oct
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2782
Sister Help
A sister from a local convent became a Certified Public Accountant to help small shop owners manage their finances better. Her title: "Nun of Your Business."
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28 Oct
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2190
When You Thought I Wasn't Looking
A message every adult should read, because children are watching you and doing as you do, not as you say. When you thought I wasn't looking, I saw you hang my first painting on the refrigerator, and
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27 Oct
One-liners
Susan Davis
1266
One-liner #1235
My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles' elbow.
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27 Oct
Quotes
Susan Davis
2237
Quote #1680
"It would seem that our Lord finds our desires not too strong, but too weak. We are half-hearted creatures, fooling about with drink and sex and ambition when infinite joy is offered us, like an an
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26 Oct
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
986
Cybersalt News - October 26, 2017
Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thank you to everyone who voted on, and sent suggestions about, the final draft font versions for the new logo for the cybersalt.COM site. I'm happy to debut the new logo h
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25 Oct
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3457
Some Famous Last Words
Some Famous Last Words: Wow, that's a cute tattoo. ----- It's fireproof. ----- What does this button do? ----- Are you sure the power is off? ----- Pull the pin and count to what? --
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25 Oct
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
19046
Park Pun
We took my sons, ages seven and five, up to Friendship Park for a picnic. My seven year old read the sign with all the playground rules to his brother. "Do not jump on the merry-go-round when in mot
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25 Oct
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2160
Childhood Innocence
A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women’s locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy wa
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25 Oct
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3764
Bottle Drive
The Boy Scouts were out collecting bottles for a fund raising activity. One ambitious but nervous young man knocked on a door and a sour-faced lady came to the door and asked: "What do you want, Sonn
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24 Oct
One-liners
Susan Davis
1308
One-liner #1234
Don't use a big word when a singularly unloquacious and diminutive linguistic expression will satisfactorily accomplish the contemporary necessity.
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24 Oct
Quotes
Susan Davis
1413
Quote #1679
"Wanting what someone else has is like wanting the wrong tools for the job you were given to do." - Rabbi Yechiel Eckstein
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22 Oct
Sermons
Pastor Tim
997
See the Crowds
Let us pray God thrusts labourers into His harvest. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20171022.mp3{/audio}
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22 Oct
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1062
Cybersalt News - October 22, 2017
Sunday greetings everyone! Did you hear about the crowd that guessed the weight of an ox? They're an example of the power of crowdsourcing. Crowdsourcing can be great, but when it comes to a church c
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21 Oct
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2324
Have You Seen My Glasses? And Other Trick Questions
The only person who asks more questions than a lawyer is the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage. I am not saying that questions are bad, at least not all of them. What I am saying is, some questions
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21 Oct
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3997
Questions
A man took his son fishing one day. After a few hours in the boat with not much to do, the son started asking his father some questions. "How does the boat float?" he asked. The man thought about th
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21 Oct
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2790
Furniture Magic
A magician accidentally turned his wife into a couch and his two kids into armchairs. He started to panic and thought to himself, "What on earth have I done?" He began to ponder, "How am I going to b
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21 Oct
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2230
"What Is Your Address?"
There is a family nobody likes to meet, They live, it is said, on Complaining Street. In the city of Never-Are Satisfied, The River of Discontent beside. They growl at that, and they growl at this; W
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20 Oct
One-liners
Susan Davis
1604
One-liner #1233
My dad would swear then say, "Excuse my French!" One day the teacher asked if anyone could speak a foreign language and I raised my hand.
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20 Oct
Quotes
Susan Davis
2205
Quote #1678
"The purity of silver and gold is tested by putting them in the fire; the purity of human hearts is tested by giving them a little fame." - King Solomon
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19 Oct
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1253
Cybersalt News - October 19, 2017
Oh look, Chicken Thursday! It's busy, busy, busy at Cybersalt World Headquarters, so for now I'll just ask you, "Have you played Bubbleshooter lately?"www.cybersalt.org/games/bubble-shooter Enjoy t
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18 Oct
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3096
WWJ Drive
Most people assume WWJD is for "What would Jesus do?" But the initials really stand for "What would Jesus drive?" One theory is that Jesus would tool around in an old Plymouth because the Bible says,
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18 Oct
Quotes
Susan Davis
1971
Quote #1677
"When trials persist, God's intention is not that we give up; rather He wants us to grow up!" - Rabbi Yechiel Eckstein
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18 Oct
One-liners
Susan Davis
1452
One-liner #1232
The hardest part of parenting is realizing that it is your circus and those definitely are your monkeys.
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18 Oct
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2610
Two Keys
Two keys were hanging in the undertaker's office - one for the organ in the chapel; the other one was for the flower car in the garage. Two small signs were above the keys. One read "Hymn;" the othe
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18 Oct
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1972
A Place and Time for Everything
While watching a movie recently, I couldn't hear the dialogue over the chatter of the two women sitting in front of me. Unable to bear it any longer, I tapped one of them on the shoulder. "Excuse me,
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18 Oct
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3280
Day Off From School
On Monday a call came in to the school receptionist. "Hello. Please mark William absent today," said the man. "Yes of course. May I ask why?" asked the receptionist. "He is sick," said the man. "N
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