August 2017 - Monthly Archive

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4287 - August 31, 2017

31 Aug

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4287 - August 31, 2017

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31 Aug

Cybersalt News

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Cybersalt News - August 31, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Today's Chicken Thursday shoutout is to Heather P., who sent a bunch of chicken pictures. This one is of her daughter Kathleen with one of their flock - though to keep thi read more..

30 Aug

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Irregular Organist

A minister was preoccupied with thoughts of how he was going to ask the congregation to come up with more money than they were expecting for repairs to the church building. Therefore, he was annoyed t... read more..

30 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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School Recommendation

When I went with my daughter to visit a prestigious university, our student guide pointed out the nationally ranked library and state-of-the-art science facilities. She told us that the professors wer... read more..

30 Aug

Illustrations

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Car Accident Honesty

A man was trying to pull out of a parking place but bashed the bumper of the parked car in front of him. Witnessed by a handful of pedestrians waiting for a bus, the driver got out, inspected the dam... read more..

30 Aug

Quotes

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Quote #1666

“Marriage is to resemble a pair of scissors. They are so joined together that they cannot be separated, often moving in opposite directions, yet punishing anyone who comes between them.” - Sydney S read more..

29 Aug

One-liners

Susan Davis

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One-liner #1220

I wish I were a glow worm, a glow worm's never glum; 'cause how can you be grumpy when the sun shines out your bum?!... read more..

28 Aug

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

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Watch Your Lipse

"Lunar Eclipse, Solar Eclipse, Apocalypse." - Thanks to www.physics-astronomy.com read more..

27 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - August 27, 2017

Beast and the BeautySunday greetings everyone! There was no Cybersalt Digest last Chicken Thursday because Wednesday (which is when we put the newsletter in the oven) was Grandma Cybersalt and my 31s... read more..

27 Aug

Sermons

Pastor Tim

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Glory Boldness

Experiencing the Glory of God stirs a response of boldness from His creation. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170827.mp3{/audio} read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4286 - August 27, 2017

27 Aug

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4286 - August 27, 2017

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26 Aug

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

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I Didn’t Win $750 Million

During a recent lottery shindig, everybody was watching to see who was going to win all that money. Even I got all caught up in the excitement and was on the edge of my seat too. “Why,” the Gracious ... read more..

26 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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Heroes

Heroes: What a guy in a boat does.... read more..

26 Aug

Illustrations

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A Sermon Walking

Reporters and city officials gathered at a Chicago railroad station one afternoon in 1953. The person they were meeting was the 1952 Nobel Peace Prize winner. A few minutes after the train came to a s... read more..

26 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Awareness Test

Two paramedics were dispatched to check on a 92-year-old man who had become disoriented. They decided to take him to the hospital for evaluation. En route, with siren going, they questioned the man t... read more..

25 Aug

One-liners

Susan Davis

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One-liner #1219

I hate making spelling errors on Facebook; mix up 2 letters and your whole post is urined.... read more..

23 Aug

Quotes

Susan Davis

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Quote #1665

"Grace is when somebody hurts you and you try to understand their situation instead of trying to hurt them back." - Unknown read more..

20 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - August 20, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone! On Sundays, I often share with you the audio recording of my sermon from the previous weekend. However, today I have news to share with you. On October 31, at the end of 2... read more..

20 Aug

Sermons

Pastor Tim

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The Me and We of Jesus' Church

Jesus is the Lord of His church - both the "me" and "we" of it. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170820.mp3{/audio} read more..

$One-liner #1218$

20 Aug

One-liners

Susan Davis

1955

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One-liner #1218

If I had a dollar for every time I've used algebra in my adult life, I'd have "n" dollars.... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4285 - August 20, 2017

20 Aug

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4285 - August 20, 2017

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19 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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2 min read

Eclipse Memos

Memo from Director General to Manager: Today at 11 o'clock there will be a total eclipse of the sun. This is when the sun disappears behind the moon for two minutes. As this is something that cannot ... read more..

Celebration Has Become a Way of Life for Me

19 Aug

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1940

4 min read

Celebration Has Become a Way of Life for Me

I have just celebrated my birthday, my wife’s birthday and our wedding anniversary. I am not sure how old I am or how long we have been married and I won’t even go to my wife’s age. I’m old enough to ... read more..

19 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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Modern Banking

We are all used to the conveniences of a modern bank. While there have been money lenders throughout the ages, full service banks are a relatively new phenomenon. Molan Cache is usually considered th... read more..

19 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Family Harmony

One Sunday a priest announced he was passing out miniature crosses made of wood. "Put this cross in the room where your family argues most," he advised. "When you look at it, the cross will remind yo... read more..

19 Aug

Quotes

Susan Davis

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Quote #1664

"Givers have to set limits because takers never do." - Unknown read more..

18 Aug

One-liners

Susan Davis

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One-liner #1217

"There's a sleeping person; let's go ask it questions," say children everywhere! read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4284 - August 17, 2017

17 Aug

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4284 - August 17, 2017

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17 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - August 17, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday. I asked for chicken pictures last week and I got some chicken pictures! Today's Chicken Thursday shoutout is to Sharon who sent this picture of her grandson Aaro read more..

16 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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Pope Pun 2

Hans Grapje was raised in a Catholic school in The Hague and, as a young man, aspired to become a priest, but was drafted into the Army during WWII and spent two years co-piloting B17s until his aircr... read more..