April 2017 - Monthly Archive

30 Apr

Sermons

Pastor Tim

926

Alive vs Living

Westside elder, Jarek Bekesza, preaches about how the difference between being alive and living a fulfilled life is believing in and follow Jesus. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170430-jarek- read more..

29 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

2108

Quote #1633

"My memory is nearly gone, but I remember two things: that I am a great sinner, and that Christ is a great Savior." - John Newton, 1807 read more..

29 Apr

One-liners

Susan Davis

1299

One-liner #1186

I don't mean to brag, but ... I finished my 14-day diet in 3 hours and 20 minutes.... read more..

27 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

898

Cybersalt News - April 27, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! While preparing last Sunday's mailing, there was once again an error between my keyboard and my seat. The result was that last Thursday's news was repeated and Sunday's Cy read more..

26 Apr

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

7568

The Meaning of Life

***Warning - this one is a real groaner!*** It was back in the old days and my friend was into this new age wisdom and spirituality and stuff. Well, one day he heard of this special guru who knew the read more..

25 Apr

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

46442

Croc Tan

It's no croc to say that this is a weird tan. We've pretty much all had at least one bad or strange experience with a weird tan line. But this picture shows perhaps one of the oddest ones around. ... read more..

The Top Ten Things Not to Do at Your Child's Performance or Sports Event

25 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3660

The Top Ten Things Not to Do at Your Child's Performance or Sports Event

10. Try to pep up the dance recital crowd by starting "the wave." 9. Do a halftime trampoline show. 8. With your buddies, spell out your child's name on your chests. 7. Mimic the conductor. 6. Sta read more..

25 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2574

Spanish King Pun

A Spanish King was being attacked constantly by warlords. He called his advisors together and asked them to come up with a solution. One said, "Remember the Greeks and the Trojan Horse?" "Let's find... read more..

25 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1240

Identification

A woman went into a hardware store to purchase a bale of peat moss. She gave a personal check in payment and said to the clerk, "I suppose you will want some identification." He replied, without hesi... read more..

25 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

2395

Quote #1632

Imagine if trees gave off WiFi signals, we would be planting so many trees and we'd probably save the planet too. Too bad they only produce the oxygen we breathe. - Unknown read more..

25 Apr

One-liners

Susan Davis

1400

One-liner #1185

I just did a week's worth of cardio after walking into a spider web.... read more..

23 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

984

Cybersalt News - April 23, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone. There is a new James Snyder devotional on the Cybersalt site today. James has a black eye, which gives rise to this 5th devotional with the word "quandary" in the title, lo... read more..

23 Apr

Sermons

Pastor Tim

907

Dessert at Home

Jesus' followers can say no to the immediate gratification of this world knowing that something better is waiting at home in Heaven. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170423.mp3{/audio} read more..

Black Eye Causes Quandary of the First Order

22 Apr

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1839

Black Eye Causes Quandary of the First Order

Quandaries come in a variety of sizes, shapes and colors. As someone who is somewhat of a connoisseur in this area, I can readily attest to this. However, many do not realize quandaries come in two ca... read more..

22 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

1971

Quote #1631

Individuality: "You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because you're all the same!" - Unknown read more..

22 Apr

One-liners

Susan Davis

1431

One-liner #1184

"I never called you stupid; but when I asked you how you spelled Mississippi, and you asked if I was talking about the river or the state, it just kind of caught me off guard." read more..

22 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3408

Clean Cup

Bill and Doug went into a diner that looked as though it had seen better days. As they slid in to a booth, Bill wiped some crumbs from the seat. Then he took a napkin and wiped some moisture from the... read more..

22 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1947

Culture

A young man, while bringing flowers to a cemetery, noticed an old Chinese man placing a bowl of rice on a nearby grave. The young man walked up to the Chinese man and asked, "When do you expect your f... read more..

22 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3043

Hip Hop Culture

"I'm surprised that the hip-hop culture hasn't caught on with rabbits." read more..

20 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

960

Cybersalt News - April 20, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Today's Funny Car Picture on the Cybersalt site reminds us that you can still love the car you've got even if don't have the car you'd love. You'll find "Love Your R read more..

19 Apr

Quotes

Pastor Tim

4161

Quote #1630

"Jesus Christ knows the worst about you. Nonetheless, He is the One who loves you most." - A. W. Tozer read more..

19 Apr

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1330

One-liner #1183

I'm starting meetings at my house for people who have OCD; I don't have it, I'm just hoping they'll take one look and start cleaning.... read more..

19 Apr

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

2797

Love Your Ride

You may not be able to have the ride you'd love,but you can still love the ride you've got. ... read more..

Life Does Have Its Compensations – Occasionally

19 Apr

Blogs

Rev. James L. Snyder

1807

Life Does Have Its Compensations – Occasionally

At times, it seems as if there is absolutely no justice in this world, and then something wonderful happens making up for almost everything. This past week I was fortunate enough to experience one of ... read more..

19 Apr

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3454

Hat Blessing

A Rabbi is walking slowly down the street when a gust of wind blows his hat from his head. The hat is being blown down the street, but he is an old man and can't walk fast enough to catch the hat. Acr... read more..

19 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3582

Wacky Warnings

Here are the top five winning entries in the Wacky Warning Labels contest, sponsored by Michigan Lawsuit Abuse Watch. "Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover." On a public t... read more..

19 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

4965

Flower Pun

A teacher was telling her class about plant names that have the word "dog" in them: dog-rose, dogwood, dog violet. She asked the class if they could name another flower with the preface "dog." Steve... read more..

19 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2151

Umbrella

An old pastor stood in his pulpit addressing the congregation about the drought that had lasted for at least 8 months. As all stood filled with faith, he told the congregation they would gather that ... read more..

16 Apr

Easter

Pastor Tim

1071

Resurrection Allegiance

The truth of the resurrection of Jesus captures the allegiance of of His followers. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170416.mp3{/audio} read more..

16 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4054

Blah Blah Blah

The CEO was scheduled to speak at an important convention, so he asked one of his employees to write him a punchy, 20-minute speech. When the CEO returned from the big event, he was furious. "What's... read more..