June 2016 - Monthly Archive

30 Jun

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1073

Cybersalt News - June 30, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! With the end of June, Mrs. Cybersalt and I are close to resuming daily mailings according to our goal to do so "earlyish" in July. In the meantime, Happy Canada Day (July ... read more..

27 Jun

Quotes

Pastor Tim

5011

Quote #1518

"I may not know where to go next, but I can count on the One who sends me." - Katy McCown read more..

27 Jun

Clean Jokes

3339

How Much Are Your Dogs

If you are not sure what a Goober is, there is a picture of one here. It seems this Goober was wanting a dog for a pet, so he went to the local pet store to buy one. He asked the clerk "how muc... read more..

27 Jun

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2281

Wok Like a Man

How's your wok, brother? - Stir Fry Accountability Group... read more..

27 Jun

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1546

One-liner #1070

Statistics show that statistics can't be trusted.... read more..

27 Jun

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1585

Duping Ourselves

"An utterly fascinating illustration of this duping of ourselves is the latest arts building opened at Ohio State University, the Wexner Center for the Performing Arts, another one of our chimerical e read more..

23 Jun

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1835

My Argument

"My argument against God was that the universe seemed so cruel and unjust. But how had I got this idea of just and unjust? A man does not call a line crooked unless he has some idea of a straight lin read more..

23 Jun

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1161

Cybersalt News - June 23, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Mrs. Cybersalt and I continue to work through our busier than usual schedule over these weeks but we remain on track to resume daily mailings "earlyish" in July. Did you k... read more..

22 Jun

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2922

Milestone

Milestone: Throw a rock 5,280 feet.... read more..

21 Jun

Quotes

Pastor Tim

2653

Quote #1517

"Hardships often prepare ordinary people for extraordinary destiny."- C.S. Lewis read more..

21 Jun

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1694

One-liner #1069

No one goes there anymore; it's too crowded.... read more..

21 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3358

4th Grade Experiment

The fourth-grade teacher had to leave the room for a few minutes. When she returned, she found the children in perfect order. Everybody was sitting absolutely quiet. She was shocked and stunned and ... read more..

16 Jun

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1035

Cybersalt News - June 16, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Father's Day is this Sunday so this week's hiatus mailing (to avoid the hernia of keeping posts going every day while Mrs. Cybersalt and I are swamped with some other thing... read more..

15 Jun

Quotes

Pastor Tim

3182

Quote #1516

Here is a handy reference list of the "Christian Response" to social issues: Love them! read more..

15 Jun

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2582

Walk a Little Plainer Daddy

"Walk a little plainer daddy," said a little boy so frail, "I'm following your footsteps and I don't want to fail. Sometimes your steps are plain, sometimes they are hard to see; So walk a lit read more..

15 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3518

Poor Dad

A father worked as an accountant for the Air National Guard. Despite a regular adequate income he had a "poor" mindset, always unhappy about money matters and very vocal about it. One year at an air... read more..

15 Jun

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1751

New Diet

New Diet: Yeah I still eat ribs... sparingly.... read more..

15 Jun

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1781

One-liner #1068

I would give my dad what he really wants on Father's Day, but I can't afford to move out yet.... read more..

10 Jun

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

4191

A Survival Kit for Everyday Living

Items Needed: Toothpick Rubber Band Band Aid Pencil Eraser Chewing Gum Mint Candy Kiss Tea Bag Why??? 1) TOOTHPICK - to remind you to pick out the good qualities in others. 2) RUBBER B... read more..

10 Jun

Clean Jokes

3284

Cheap Gas

When the car engine developed a slight knock, the husband asked his wife if she had bought special non-leaded or regular gas, but she couldn't remember. "You probably got the cheaper gas," he said. "... read more..

10 Jun

Quotes

Pastor Tim

3111

Quote #1515

"There is no private Christianity. To be a Christian is to be in relationship."- E. Radner read more..

10 Jun

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1107

Cybersalt News - June 10, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - Not! A few weeks a go I mentioned that Mrs. Cybersalt and I have some major obligations and plans that are going to keep us from updating the Cybersalt Site and getting ma... read more..

07 Jun

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1832

Let it Bee

So what if I can't spell Armiggedon? It's not the end of the world.... read more..

07 Jun

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1532

One-liner #1067

Camping is nature’s way of feeding mosquitoes.... read more..

02 Jun

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1136

Cybersalt News - June 2, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! You may have noticed that there have been no mailings yet this week. That is because for the next 5 weeks Mrs. Cybersalt and I have some major obligations and plans that ar... read more..

01 Jun

Clean Jokes

3677

The Violin

Little Hope was practicing the violin in the living room while her father was trying to read in the den. The family dog was lying in the den, and as the screeching sounds of little Hope's violin reac... read more..

01 Jun

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1961

Hypocritical Leadership

"Perhaps the greatest dilemma of the pastor - or any Christian leader - is the danger of hypocrisy. By this I mean that, unlike other professionals, we as ministers are expected to proclaim God’s goo read more..