Monthly Archive

July 2012

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 30 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - July 26, 2012

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Today's Cybersalt news is really big.  Mrs. Cybersalt and I are going to be grandparents; our eldest daughter and husband are expecting in February! We've known ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3309

Pastoral Punch

Discovering too late that a watermelon fruit punch spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to a luncheon meeting of local Baptist ministers, the restaurant's owner waited nervously for the cler... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Tips For Student Pilots

Tips for student pilots. 1. Takeoffs are optional. Landings are mandatory. 2. If you push the stick forward, the houses get bigger. If you pull the stick back, they get smaller. 3. Flying isn't dan... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Children in Restaurants

The waitress comes over and recognizes the family seated at the table -- Mr. and Mrs. Smith and their little son, Jonathan. She says, "Jonathan, what would you like?" He says, "I'll have a grilled ch... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2293

Small Groups

Small Groups: Waiting for the ambience to take me to the hospitable.... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1308

"A friend is a gift you give yourself."- Robert Louis Stevenson read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0859

Be An Optimist: No sense being pessimistic...it won't work anyway.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - July 20, 2012

Pastor Tim slinks quietly back into your inbox . . . . I thought I better send out a mailing since so many have been e-mailing me and wondering if I am OK or occupied with performing community servic... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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2030 Headlines

Fidel Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking. Spotted Owl plague threatens Western North America crops & li read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4115

Shoe Cover-Up

One day a man drove his secretary home after she fell quite ill at work. Although this was an innocent gesture, he decided not to mention it to his wife, who tended to get jealous easily. Later, that... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Obituary - Someone Else

"Obituary - Someone Else" Our church was saddened to learn this week of the death of one of our most valued members, Someone Else. Someone's passing creates a vacancy that will be difficult to fill. read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1307

‎"I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't and die to find out there is." - Albert Camus... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Perching Parrots

Two Parrots are on a perch. One says: "Can you smell fish?"... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0858

Anyone who says an onion is the only vegetable that will make you cry has never been hit in the face with a pumpkin.... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2881

One Direction - What Makes You Beautiful

How many guys does it take to play a grand piano?  It takes 5 of the Piano Guys.  I don't think piano lessons teach this.    ... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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The Fourth Man

The quality of this video is not the best, but the laughs are still great.  ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - July 15, 2012

We don't get many thunderstorms around Cybersalt World Headquarters, so this was a treat to see, hear, and film. ... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
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Help Yourself

The quality of this audio recording is horrible.  We've tried our best to improve it so you can listen if you are really interested in its point. The Lord has help for those who need it - help y... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
1102

Terry and Carol Thompson Visit

Terry Thompson preaches on a visit while he and Carol are on furlough. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120708-Terry-and-Carol-Thompson-Visit.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm201... read more..

Videos
Pastor Tim
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Ode To Joy Som Sabadell Flashmob

You'll find the words sung at this flashmob below the video.  Ode To Joy Joyful, joyfulWe adore TheeGod of gloryLord of loveHearts unfold like flowers before TheeHail Thee to the sun aboveM... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Time To Get Out of Dodge

It's time to get out of Dodge. ... read more..

Cartoons
Jeff Larson
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Teenage Assimilation Bible Cartoon

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
6948

Public Transit Battle

Public Transit - 1, Private Vehicles - 0 ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Parallel Parking Champion

It was obvious why Terry was the parallel parking champion of the world. ... read more..

Cartoons
Jeff Larson
4883

Senior X Games Bible Cartoon

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com read more..

Cartoons
Jeff Larson
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Onward Christian Soldiers Bible Cartoon

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
4092

Truck Fired Pizza

James had eating issues - and a weakness for pizza. ... read more..

Cartoons
Jeff Larson
3836

Answering Machine Bible Cartoon

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com   read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
4294

Car Trailer Flat

Wouldn't you know it? The one size Frank didn't bring. ... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
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A Nation's Struggle

Israel's struggles as an infant nation remind us that God can do great things through people who trust Him and that His blessing cannot be brought about without Him.  Listen Online: {au... read more..

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