Monthly Archive

2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3408 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

01 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3557

Rolls-Royce Loaner

When I arrived at a friend's home for a party, my old rattletrap looked pretty shabby parked next to all the fancy new vehicles there. I announced to the other guests that they'd have ... read more..

01 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2345

Moment Actions of the Faith

Happy moments, praise God. Difficult moments, seek God. Quiet moments, worship God. Painful moments, trust God. Every moment, thank God.... read more..

01 Nov

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1815

One-liner #0751

"If you could watch my life backwards, you'd see a Jenny Craig success story." read more..

01 Nov

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1857

Quote #1204

"Never let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game." read more..

01 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2727

In days of old when knights were bold, people were a lot smaller than they are today, so much smaller, in fact, that many knights rode upon large dogs when they couldn't get horses. One dar... read more..

01 Nov

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

9819

Trampoline Danger

Trampolines are becoming increasingly dangerous. ... read more..

01 Nov

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

4691

Window Security

Police recommend multiple levels of security to have cut down on break-ins. ... read more..

01 Nov

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

4711

Panda Paparazzi

Even China has a problem with paparazzi. ... read more..

01 Nov

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

7640

Winter Sleigh Mom

"Go ahead Mom - you can do it!" Those kids are so grounded. read more..

01 Nov

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

7358

Math Time Clock

On this clock it's always time for math. ... read more..

01 Nov

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

5222

Inheritance Ad

In heritance speak, Bernie's got game. ... read more..

01 Nov

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

8705

Drug Bust Bicycle

It was the easiest marijuana trafficking arrest Officer Branson had ever made. ... read more..

01 Nov

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

4379

Clown Sweater

Jerry always looked forward to opening Aunt Ethel's present. ... read more..

01 Nov

Funny Christmas Pictures

Pastor Tim

7547

Christmas Mixer

You are invited to a Christmas mixer. ... read more..

01 Nov

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

4793

China Toy Recall

Another "Made in China" toy is being recalled. ... read more..

31 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

4471

Red Cross Casket

Even with all his training George remained pessimistic. ... read more..

31 Oct

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

5857

Car Slingshot

District policy would not allow Johnny to park in the school parking lot. y ... read more..

31 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

15135

Wheelbarrow Helmet

Regardless of availability the bike helmet law will be strictly enforced. ... read more..

31 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

8337

Polar Bear On Sea Ice

Paging Al Gore: Your polar bear is here. ... read more..

31 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

7762

Walking Baby With Segway

Betty's doctor recommended she take the baby for walks to get more exercise. ... read more..

31 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

11358

Air Force Cutbacks

Cutbacks to the Air Force training budget were getting harder to hide. ... read more..

31 Oct

Cartoons

Jeff Larson

6025

Wonka Wesleyan Gossip Bulletin

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com read more..

31 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

4841

Lost Head

Jimmy! I told you you'd loose your head if it wasn't screwed on! ... read more..

31 Oct

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

6723

Anglican Be Leafs

Those Anglican be Leafs. ... read more..

31 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

6469

Angry Clowns

And so began 3 years of counselling for Rob. ... read more..

30 Oct

Sermons

Marcia Lee Laycock

1415

Living in Exile.

AGC President Bill Fietje answers the question, "What does God want from me?" Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20111030.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20111030.mp3{/audio} &nbsp... read more..

28 Oct

Cartoons

Pastor Tim

7350

Not a Silent Night

Cybersalt News - October 28, 2011

Today I managed to move the last couple of old funny picture pages from 2003 over to the new Cybersalt site. You'll find links to them at:www.cybersalt.org/entertainment/funny-pictures You will... read more..

27 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

10174

3 min read

Senior Citizen Discount

"$5.37." That's what the kid behind the counter at Taco Bell said to me. I dug into my pocket and pulled out some lint and two dimes and something that used to be a Jolly Rancher. Having already hand read more..

27 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2297

Out Of This World Intelligence

Out in space two alien forms are speaking with each other. The first spaceman says, "The dominant life forms on the earth planet have developed satellite-based weapons." The second alien, who looks ... read more..

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