Monthly Archive

2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3500 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
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Pastor Tim
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Giant Hamburger

Don't worry - he's drinking diet pepsi. read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Outhouse Ice Sculpture

Church elders were not amused when the winning entry from Friday night's youth group ice sculpture contest was left in the parking lot for Sunday morning's Seniors' Homecoming. read more..

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Pastor Tim
18007

Monkey Support

Soon the whole family realized they would have to call tech support. read more..

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Pastor Tim
12104

Computer Mouse Virus

Beware of the latest computer virus that is attacking mice. read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Novice Tracker

Al had not been a professional tracker for very long, but he was fairly sure he was on to something. read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Office Post It Notes Prank

Barry was not hired for his organizational skills. read more..

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Pastor Tim
9583

Prayer Split

George was not happy with only adding fasting to his prayer life. read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Body Building Squirrel

Officials suspect that steroids have become widely used in the world of squirrel weightlifting. read more..

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Pastor Tim
7983

Caterpillar Ladder

Introducing the new Caterpillar extension ladder. read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Triangle Toblerone Train

Toblerone has diversified beyond just making chocolate bars. read more..

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Pastor Tim
7031

Vacation Rest

John was glad to get back to work so he could rest after his vacation. read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Missed Electric Class

Kenny only missed one class at electrician's school. read more..

Cartoons
Pastor Tim
6904

The ACLU in Heaven

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons at thebackpew.com read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3444

Giuseppe Spomdalucci

To impress his date, the young man took her to a very chick Italian restaurant. After sipping some fine wine, he picked up the menu and ordered. "We'll have the Giuseppe Spomdalucci," he said. "Sorr... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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FunBlog
Pastor Tim
5025

Amazing 11 Year Old Athlete

This kid is truly amazing. My favorite line from the whole video is, "The kid is a freak of nature." ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3673

You Look Tired

A coworker told me that I looked tired. "I am," I said. "I just finished 50 push-ups." "Oh really? When did you start doing push-ups?" "Well, I did the first one in 1986."... read more..

Sermons
Marcia Lee Laycock
1080

We Seek, God Establishes

When we seek God, He establishes His Plan in our lives. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20110724.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20110724.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
8744

Sign One Way

The cemetery's handyman was a very pessimistic sort of fellow. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
7744

Hawaii Pronunciation

Morris and his wife Sherry were planning a vacation. They ended up in an argument.   "It's pronounced 'Hawaii', I'm telling you!" Sherry said. "I never KNEW someone so stubborn! 'Havaii' is how... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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NASCAR Amish Controversy

It wasn't so much the competing that stirred controversy within the Amish community - it was that the paint scheme was blue instead of flat black. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3211

Teapot Computer

The secretary in our mental-health clinic chose a new screensaver -- a picture of a dancing teapot playing the children's song "I'm a Little Teapot." Seeing this, our child psychiatrist posted a mess... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3022

Narrow Escape Responses

There was an engineer, manager, and a programmer driving down a steep mountain road. The brakes failed and the car careened down the road out of control. Half way down the driver managed to stop the c... read more..

News
Susan Davis
16760

The Story of "Chicken Thursday"

“Chicken Thursday” has been driving some Cybersalt Digest subscribers around the bend wondering what it refers to. As promised, here is the explanation of what “Chicken Thursday” means. This story be... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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No Ice Cream

No ice cream for you - one year! ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4604

Soccer Quotes

"My parents have been there for me. Ever since I was about seven.'DAVID BECKHAM "I would not be bothered if we lost every game, as long as we won the league.'MARK VIDUKA "We lost because we didn't w read more..

God's Penman
2910

Farewell to the Fifties

Whoever said, "All good things must come to an end," knew whereof he spoke. Why is it that something really good goes by so quickly and something really bad hangs around forever, or so it seems. Let ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3077

Did You See That?

Tom and Darryl were out hunting deer. Tom asked, "Did you see that?" "No," Darryl replies. "Well, a bald eagle just flew overhead." "Oh," responded Darryl. A couple of minutes later, Tom said, "Di... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Blizzard Trap

With local highways and roads closed by the blizzard, Sheriff Jake had to get creative in setting up speed traps. ... read more..

Cartoons
Pastor Tim
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The First Shall Be Last

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons at http://www.thebackpew.com read more..