Monthly Archive

2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3412 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

25 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3686

2 min read

Grandmothers

The following have been taken from papers written by a class of 8-year-olds.A grandmother is a lady who has no little children of her own. She likes other people's.A grandfather is a man grandmo... read more..

24 Jun

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

13667

Computer Tent

Even on vacation, Louis likes to check his e-mail! ... read more..

23 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3726

Swallowed a Coin

The kid had swallowed a coin and it got stuck in his throat, and his mother ran out in the street yelling for help. A man passing by took the boy by his shoulders and hit him with a few strong strokes... read more..

23 Jun

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

16349

Sign Hell

It finally happened - and not too soon for some sports teams! read more..

23 Jun

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

18757

Monkey Principal

Principal Kelly never understood why students giggled when he reprimanded them for monkey business in the halls. read more..

23 Jun

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

16159

Early Laptop

Early Laptop ... read more..

23 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3719

Broken Scale

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:https://www.cybersalt.org/cleanlaugh/whatsagooberA goober holding a baby walks into a drug store and asks the clerk if she can use t... read more..

21 Jun

Cartoons

Pastor Tim

6583

Uz and Buz Magnets

Uz and Buz Magnets ... read more..

21 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3464

Sign Return

I was on board the USS Kitty Hawk when we docked in the Sri Lankan capital, Colombo.One morning, as the local fishing fleet passed by on its way out to sea, a boat came too close to our ship. A Marine... read more..

20 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3603

Ten Laws of Life

1. When ones hands are covered in oil, grease, or glue, your nose will start to itch. (Law of Itchiban)2. Your insurance will cover everything but what has happened. (Incuranctions So Sorry Law)3. Whe read more..

20 Jun

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

8379

Microsoft Electric Piano

Microsoft's New Electric Piano read more..

20 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3640

Surgery Headache

A man who had just undergone a very complicated operation kept complaining about a bump on his head and a terrible headache. Since his operation had been an intestinal one, there was no earthly reason... read more..

19 Jun

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1441

Fight for God's Reward

If you want to receive reward from God, you need to fight for it. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20110619.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20110619.mp3"> ... read more..

19 Jun

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

15482

Scamp Trailer Boat

Usually the trailer goes under the boat. read more..

18 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

10945

You Might be a Pastor If...

~ You've waded in a creek wearing a necktie.~ You've ever dreamed you were preaching only to waken and discover that you were.~ You'd rather negotiate with terrorists than the church organist.~ You se... read more..

17 Jun

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

10856

My Kind of Exercise

This is my kind of exercise program. read more..

17 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3819

School Excuse

At the school where my mother worked, the two first-grade teachers were Miss Paine and Mrs. Hacking. One morning the mother of a student called in the middle of a flu epidemic to excuse her daughter... read more..

16 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4085

Goodwill Offering

During the last Sunday service that the visiting pastor was to spend at the church he served for some months, his hat was passed around for a goodwill offering.When it returned to the pastor, it was e... read more..

16 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3358

Goodwill Offering

15 Jun

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

7638

Jeep Flat

PRIVATE! I said fix the flat on the jeep! ... read more..

15 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4587

Drought Conditions

Two brothers, both farmers, were talking on the phone.One asked the other how bad the drought was in his area.The other replied, “Well it's got so bad they've closed two lanes at the local swimming po... read more..

14 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3252

4 Year Old Rider

Mother asks little Johnny, as they wait for the bus, to tell the driver he is 4 years old when asked because he will ride for free.As they get into the bus the driver asks Johnny how old he is. "I am ... read more..

13 Jun

Uncategorised

Pastor Tim

6091

Cybersalt's Mission

The mission of Cybersalt is to be Cyber-Salt in the Cyber-World, just as Jesus explained that God's children are to be the salt of the earth.... read more..

13 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3762

Picking a Winner

The bookie slowly counted out the money into the old lady's wrinkled hands."Lady," he said, "I just don't understand. However did you manage to pick the winner?"The old lady patted her white locks in ... read more..

12 Jun

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1270

Follow for More Than Five

When you return to the Lord, try to follow for more than 5. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20110612.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20110612.mp3"> ... read more..

11 Jun

Funny Elephant Pictures

Pastor Tim

12500

Elephant Camoflage

Even with camoflage, camera shy Jumbo couldn't hide from zoo patrons. ... read more..

11 Jun

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

3659

4 min read

The Taxing of My Fragile Sanity

I'm fine now, but such was not the case this past week. Normally, I am not given to procrastination, except when it comes to giving my money away. I am not Mr. Scrooge but I am Mr. Frugal. I always read more..

11 Jun

Videos

Pastor Tim

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Pastor Frank Humphrey's ALS Testimony

Dr. Frank Humphrey, Senior Pastor of Peoples Church of Montreal, talks about how living with ALS has impacted his faith in Jesus Christ. ... read more..

11 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3552

Knowing About Radios

One month into Marine Corps training in San Diego, Calif., we were preparing for a ten-mile march in 100-degree weather when a jeep drove up with a large radio in the back."Who knows anything about ra... read more..

11 Jun

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

7965

Any Key Key

Oh, there it is. read more..

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