March 2011 - Monthly Archive

31 Mar

Clean Jokes

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Overdue at the Movies

Tired from waiting for their overdue baby, my daughter and her husband broke the monotony one night with a trip to the movies. My daughter went inside to get seats while my son-in-law bought popcorn a... read more..

31 Mar

Funny Pictures

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Roller Coaster Test

Initial tests on the new roller coaster indicated a lower start speed was needed ... read more..

31 Mar

Funny Pictures

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Military Complaining

Chan soon regretted complaining about his job in the mess hall. read more..

31 Mar

Your Turn to Be Funny

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Current Your Turn To Be Funny

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3609 - March 31, 2011

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt Site. How do I know? A little birdy told me. http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/a-little-birdy-told-me The read more..

30 Mar

Clean Jokes

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Little Benjamin

Little Benjamin came running into the kitchen where is mother was working. "Mom, can I please change my name right now?" he asked. "But why would you want to do that?" replied his mom. "Because Dad... read more..

30 Mar

Funny Pictures

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A Little Birdy Told Me

How did I know? A little birdy told me. ... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3608 - March 30, 2011

30 Mar

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3608 - March 30, 2011

Cybersalt News Is it just me (Pastor Tim) or is everyone sick in my house? Well, a few days ago it was just me but now it's me, Mrs Cybersalt, and our daughter (Esther Cybersalt). Clayton is over i read more..

29 Mar

Clean Jokes

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Fine Request

A pickpocket was appearing in court for a series of petty crimes. "Mr. Brewster," the judge said, "you are hereby found guilty and fined the sum of $150."After consulting with his client, Mr. Brewster... read more..

29 Mar

Funny Pictures

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Marriage Saver 2

In desperation to save his marriage, Antonio had finally found a way to enjoy shopping with his wife. ... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3607 - March 29, 2011

29 Mar

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

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3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3607 - March 29, 2011

Cybersalt News Some people can't cook without clear instructions. This should help: http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/cooking-instructions Enjoy the rest of today's digest. Here is today's Cl read more..

28 Mar

Clean Jokes

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Sermon Overtime

The pastor was known for the clarity and brevity of his sermons. His talks were well organized and always ended promptly at 20 minutes.One Sunday, he seemed to wander and drift around a bit and was st... read more..

28 Mar

Funny Pictures

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Cooking Instructions

Because some people just can't cook. read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3606 - March 26, 2011

26 Mar

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3606 - March 26, 2011

Cybersalt News Ladder safety is important. Truck safety is important. Ladder truck safety is really important. http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/ladder-truck-safety Enjoy the rest of today's read more..

25 Mar

Clean Jokes

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Exemplary Offspring

Three mothers were sitting around comparing notes on their exemplary offspring."There never was a daughter more devoted than my Alice," said Mrs. Davis with a sniff. "Every summer she takes me to the ... read more..

25 Mar

Funny Pictures

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Ladder Truck Safety

Unfortunately, those who needed it most were working during the workplace safety seminar. read more..

25 Mar

Funny Pictures

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Work to Rule Signs

The city union's work to rule campaign was affecting traffic. ... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3605 - March 25, 2011

25 Mar

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

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2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3605 - March 25, 2011

Cybersalt News If you are at work and feeling tired, just hit any key to get fired: http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/press-any-key Enjoy the rest of today's digest. Here is today's CleanLaug read more..

24 Mar

Funny Pictures

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Press Any Key

Press any key to go to get fired. read more..

24 Mar

Clean Jokes

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Put or Putt?

A teacher was taking her first golf lesson."Is the word spelled 'put' or 'putt'?" she asked the instructor."'Putt' is correct," he replied. "'Put' means to place a thing where you want it. 'Putt' mea... read more..

24 Mar

Funny Pictures

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Street Sweeper

Hector was pretty impressed that his street sweeper could do sidewalks at the same time. read more..

24 Mar

Funny Pictures

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Traffic Circle of Death

Julie's driving test had been going well until she reached the traffic circle of death! ... read more..

24 Mar

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Police Commandeer Vehicle

Officer Hendricks soon lost the suspect after a poor choice of civilian vehicles to commandeer. ... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3604 - March 24, 2011

24 Mar

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

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2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3604 - March 24, 2011

Cybersalt News Oh look, chicken Thursday! There was a ton of behind the scenes work done on the Cybersalt Site today - boring webmaster stuff. However, there is plenty of new in front of the scenes s read more..

23 Mar

Clean Jokes

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This Town is so Small...

This town is so small . . .- The City Jail is called amoeba, because it only has one cell.- Main Street, which is one block long, dead ends in both directions.- McDonalds only has one Golden Arch.- Th... read more..

23 Mar

Shirley Choat

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Good Lenten Morning 3-23-11

" When the Christ appears, no one will know where He comes from" (John 7:27b). Some of the Jerusalem folks think Jesus is paranoid. Others won't even consider whether He might be the promised Messiah read more..

23 Mar

Funny Pictures

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Baby Shave

Little Kenny wanted to look his best for the first day of daycare. ... read more..

23 Mar

Funny Cat Pictures

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Cat Slippers

Things got noisy when an extremely groggy Martha tried to put her slippers on. ... read more..

23 Mar

Funny Cat Pictures

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Cat Surprise

Sherry's cat never expected the big surprise was a puppy. ... read more..

23 Mar

Funny Cat Pictures

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Cat Christmas Angel

Angels announced the good news; Gizmo was ready to enforce it. Picture created especially for Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.org byLisa's Cat Lover's Pages ... read more..