January 2011 - Monthly Archive

31 Jan

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Count to 1000

Why Moms sometimes count to 1000. ... read more..

31 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Computer users are divided into three types: Novice, Intermediate, and Expert. Novice User - Someone who is afraid that simply pressing a key might break a computer. Intermediate User - Someone who do... read more..

31 Jan

Sermons

Pastor Tim

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Parenting Pep-Talk

When your teenagers are making decisions that disappoint you and grip your heart with fear, you need to listen to this parenting pep talk from the book of Proverbs. Listen Online: {audio}podc... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3560 - January 31, 2011

31 Jan

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

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2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3560 - January 31, 2011

Cybersalt News Dogs may be man's best friend, but they aren't always man's best helper. http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-dog-pictures/7663 Enjoy the rest of today's digest. Here is today's CleanLaugh read more..

31 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Yosemite Bears

A married couple was vacationing in Yosemite. The wife expressed her concern about camping because of bears and said she would feel more comfortable in a motel. The husband said that he'd like to camp... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3559 - January 30, 2011

30 Jan

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

81

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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3559 - January 30, 2011

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone. The audio recording of my message from last weekend has been uploaded to the Westside Bible Church website. You fill find "Ask for Wisdom" at: http://www.wes read more..

29 Jan

Funny Dog Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Dog Snow Shovelling

Man's best friend - not best helper. ... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3558 - January 29, 2011

29 Jan

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

96

2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3558 - January 29, 2011

Cybersalt News There are two new videos on the Cybersalt Site today. The first one is in the FunBlog. Somebody took 2 weeks to have some fun with a backyard squirrel and the results are impressive. read more..

28 Jan

Videos

Pastor Tim

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Chris Medina - Man of Character

The man featured in this video is a wonderful example of character and faithfulness to men everywhere. ... read more..

28 Jan

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

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Mission Impossible Squirrel

This video just goes to prove that it's pretty much impossible to keep a squirrel from getting your nuts. ... read more..

28 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Restaurant Rating

I was meeting a friend in a restaurant and as I went in, I noticed two pretty girls looking at me. "Nine," I heard one whisper as I passed. Feeling pleased with myself, I swaggered over to my buddy an... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3557 - January 28, 2011

28 Jan

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

51

2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3557 - January 28, 2011

Cybersalt News When turkey goes bad it can be bad for your stomach, but when a turkey goes bad a whole neighborhood can suffer! You'll see what I mean if you watch "Turkey Goes Postal" at: http://w read more..

27 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Ode to a Shedding Cat

I think that I shall never seeA cat that sheds as much as thee. Thy fur that sticks is all aroundOn chairs, on mats in little mounds. I sweep the floor,You shed some more. I wash the rugAnd you just s... read more..

27 Jan

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

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Turkey Goes Postal

With the increases in stamp charges and the decrease in postal service, I think we are going to see more and more of this. Fortunately for mailmen, there are no elephants in North America. ... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3556 - January 27, 2011

27 Jan

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

58

2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3556 - January 27, 2011

Cybersalt News Oh look, chicken Thursday - and, oh yeah, "Look, Mom! No rocks!" There is a new Rev. James Snyder devotional on the Cybersalt Site today. James is no American Idol but that's OK - he' read more..

26 Jan

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

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4 min read

An American Idol I'm Not

Nobody needs to tell me I cannot sing, although I have many fine friends who forward this information to me on a regular basis. It is as though there was a friend-wide conspiracy trying to convince me... read more..

26 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Corporate Change

When the company I worked for had an employee-suggestion competition, I told my staff to submit entries that would save money for the firm. The winner was a man in my department who suggested we post ... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3555 - January 26, 2011

26 Jan

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

46

2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3555 - January 26, 2011

Cybersalt News There is no new page on the Cybersalt site today. That's news! Enjoy the rest of today's digest. Here is today's CleanLaugh - "Shaving Comeback" I can't say I've ever gotten a shave read more..

25 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Shaving Comeback

I can't say I've ever gotten a shave from a barber, but I've seen others who have. I was in a shop once, and an obviously new barber nicked a customer several times while giving him a shave. The new ... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3554 - January 25, 2011

25 Jan

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

68

2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3554 - January 25, 2011

Cybersalt News Flu season is upon us and the ways to spread it are ever increasing: http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-misc-pictures/7651-flu-spread Enjoy the rest of today's digest. Here is today's Cl read more..

24 Jan

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Flu Spread

And that's how the Flu spreads. ... read more..

24 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Young Love

One night at the dinner table, the wife commented, "When we were first married, you took the small piece of steak and gave me the larger. Now you take the large one and leave me the smaller. You don't... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3553 - January 24, 2011

24 Jan

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

98

2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3553 - January 24, 2011

Cybersalt News Keeping in mind that sometimes the most fun you can have with a tool or appliance is by using it for something it was not intended for, enjoy "Winter Irony" - the newest funny picture read more..

24 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Baggage Problem

The flight attendant watched a passenger try to stuff his hopelessly overloaded bags into the overhead bin. Finally she informed him that he would have to check the oversized luggage. "When I fly othe... read more..

23 Jan

Sermons

Pastor Tim

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Ask For Wisdom

If you want to know what to do, ask for wisdom and God will give it to you. If you are just collecting opinions so you can choose what you want to do, you should probably rethink your expectatio... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3552 - January 23, 2011

23 Jan

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3552 - January 23, 2011

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone. The Westside Bible Church web site has been updated with recordings of my messages from January 2, 9, and 16. You'll find "Without Self-Control," "Choose Pur read more..

22 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Passing Notes

An elderly couple are attending a church service. About halfway through, she writes a note and hands it to her husband. It says, "I just let out a silent fart, what do you think I should do?" He scr... read more..

22 Jan

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Winter Irony

Winter Irony ... read more..

22 Jan

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Late Superbowl Picture

A late Super Bowl replay image. ... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3551 - January 22, 2011

22 Jan

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

64

2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3551 - January 22, 2011

Cybersalt News Today, Cybersalt gives a tip of the hat to people who are "Old School": http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-misc-pictures/7646 Enjoy the rest of today's digest. Here is today's CleanLaugh read more..