Monthly Archive

2004

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 311 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Another Year and the Millennium is Well Underway
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
5278
6 min read

Another Year and the Millennium is Well Underway

It has been a quiet week in the parsonage. The old year faded as the New Year silently slipped into the parsonage parlor. I don't know about anybody else, but I can't believe another year is under way... read more..
Moving Labels
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3719
<1min

Moving Labels

Having moved 15 times during our 37-year marriage, my husband and I appreciate movers who take the time to label carefully boxes they pack for us.The accuracy of labels can make a huge difference when... read more..
Tsunami News From Full Gospel Church of God in Tamilnadu
Missions
Pastor Tim
8443
4 min read

Tsunami News From Full Gospel Church of God in Tamilnadu

Dear Rev Tim, Greetings in the Precious Jesus Name You should have heard about the terrible earthquake and flooding which brought destruction, damage and death in our country. It seems that trouble ... read more..
You Know You've Been Out of College Too Long When:
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4787
<1min

You Know You've Been Out of College Too Long When:

You Know You've Been Out of College Too Long When:* Your potted plants stay alive.* 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to sleep.* You hear your favorite song on the elevator at work.* You car... read more..
Real Joy
Melva's Devotions
Melva Cooper
6410
3 min read

Real Joy

"You will show the way of life, granting me the joy of your presence andthe pleasures of living with your forever."Psalm 16:11 (NLT) Our six year-old granddaughter, Brooke, loves to spe read more..
Hunting Feedback
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3250
<1min

Hunting Feedback

I love the outdoors, and because of my passion for hunting and fishing, my family eats a considerable amount of wild game.I guess they eat so much, in fact, that one evening as I set a platter of broi... read more..
You Know You Have A Bad Computer When
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3581
<1min

You Know You Have A Bad Computer When

You Know You Have A Bad Computer When . . .10. The lower corner of screen has the words "etch a sketch" on it.9. When you insert a disk, it spits out a pack of cigarettes.8. You have to pedal it.7. Th... read more..
Church and State: The Separation Illusion
Guest Authors
Pastor Tim
6720
15 min read

Church and State: The Separation Illusion

The goal of First Amendment was to protect religious expression, not restrict it. In the last 50 years, though, ?non-establishment? has been redefined as 'separation,? effectively amending the Constit... read more..
Penguin Breakdown
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3623
<1min

Penguin Breakdown

There was this truck driver who had to deliver five hundred penguins to the state zoo. As he was driving his truck through the desert, the truck breaks down. After waiting by the side of the road fo... read more..
Enter God
Dr. Harold McNabb
Dr. Harold McNabb
5859
8 min read

Enter God

And having been warned in a dream not to go back to Herod, they returned to their country by another route.When they had gone, an angel of the Lord appeared to Joseph in a dream. ?Get up,? he said, 't... read more..
Job Application
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5030
2 min read

Job Application

This is an actual job application someone submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment........and they hired him! 1. NAME: Greg Bulmash 2. DESIRED POSITION: Reclining.  Ha ha.&nb... read more..
Tips From Cowboys
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5557
2 min read

Tips From Cowboys

~ Never squat with your spurs on!~ Never kick a fresh cow chip on a hot day.~ There's two theories to arguin' with a woman....Neither one works.~ Don't worry about bitin' off more than you can chew.Yo... read more..
The Christmas Rose!
Peggie's Den
Peggie Bohanon
3898
2 min read

The Christmas Rose!

I love roses...and I'm not particular--"just one red rose will do!"--any time of the year! This Christmas we celebrate the giving of a rose more beautiful than words can describe. God's gift... read more..
Scout's Letter Home
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4714
3 min read

Scout's Letter Home

Dear Mom, Our scout master told us all write to our parents in case you saw the flood on TV and worried. We are OK. Only 2 of our tents and 4 sleeping bags got washed away. Luckily, none of us got dr... read more..
Pain Cause
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3535
<1min

Pain Cause

A little girl went up to her mother one day while holding her stomach saying, "Mommy, my stomach hurts."Her mother replied, "That's because it's empty, you have to put something into it!" She then pr... read more..
Christmas Is In The Air!
Barb's Mantle
Barbara Sanders
4330
3 min read

Christmas Is In The Air!

For unto you is born this day in the city of David a Saviour, which is Christ the Lord.Luke 2:11  Everywhere you go, you get the feeling of Christmas coming. The highways are filled with shoppers... read more..
One-liners
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4263
2 min read

One-liners

1. Well, this day was a total waste of make-up.2. Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen.3. Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?4. Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after.5. I s read more..
The Promise of Christmas
The Spur
Marcia Lee Laycock
3854
4 min read

The Promise of Christmas

Chaos reigned supreme. That's how it seemed as we rehearsed our Christmas play. The first rehearsal didn't really happen. The second one was only a bit better, and three quarters of the cast didn't ma... read more..
The Why and The How Of Letting Go
Dr. Harold McNabb
Dr. Harold McNabb
4054
13 min read

The Why and The How Of Letting Go

Colossians 3:12-17"Bear with each other and forgive whatever grievances you may have against one another. Forgive as the Lord forgave you." vs 13  A few days ago I was listening to... read more..
Elf Pet Peeves
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3569
<1min

Elf Pet Peeves

*Elf Pet Peeves*7. Toil for 364 days a year just to make children smile and no one gives a rip. Meanwhile, frolic around one day in some stupid outfit in February with a lousy bow and arrow and all read more..
The Case of the Crooked Candles
Peggie's Den
Peggie Bohanon
4376
3 min read

The Case of the Crooked Candles

I've have the funniest set of Christmas candles in my office you'd ever want to see! They're supposed to be standing straight and tall--and somehow, the ceiling vent's been blowing warm air in their d... read more..
The Highway Of God
Dr. Harold McNabb
Dr. Harold McNabb
3998
4 min read

The Highway Of God

How many remember crossing the Rockies before the Roger's Pass highway? It was an adventure of swithbacks and steep drops if you missed a corner. Valerie and I drove a short portion of the famed Route... read more..
Another Virus Warning
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4546
2 min read

Another Virus Warning

***-- VIRUS WARNING --*** Folks, I don't normally send out virus warnings, but this one is extremely serious. Please read very carefully and take care!If you receive an email entitled "Crazy Times" d read more..
Advent: The Winds of Change
Dr. Harold McNabb
Dr. Harold McNabb
5345
9 min read

Advent: The Winds of Change

Luke 3:7-16 Just after 4:00 am, April 29, 1903, a mountain fell upon an unsuspecting town in the Alberta Rockies.1 The town of Frank Alberta was buried under about 100 million tons of limestone that d... read more..
The Fright of Christmas!?!
Peggie's Den
Peggie Bohanon
3671
3 min read

The Fright of Christmas!?!

Maybe you better clean your computer screen and try again--certainly there's a typo there...Christmas is not a fright--never! Unless you're talking about the little kids afraid to sit on Santa's lap, ... read more..
Root and Branch
Dr. Harold McNabb
Dr. Harold McNabb
4057
6 min read

Root and Branch

A shoot will come up from the stump of Jesse; from his roots a Branch will bear fruit. The Spirit of the LORD will rest on him? the Spirit of wisdom and of understanding, the Spirit of counsel and of ... read more..
Life and Death at Christmas
Guest Authors
Pastor Tim
5052
5 min read

Life and Death at Christmas

It was one week before Christmas. I was 10 years old. Was I contemplating what gifts may await me under the tree? No. My mind was consumed with worry that I would not get home before my father died.I ... read more..
Crow is Also a Dish Served By Children
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
4260
5 min read

Crow is Also a Dish Served By Children

The traditional fowl of choice of ministers is usually thought to be chicken. This foul thought, however, is a terrible fallacy. Nobody would argue, at least for long, that we have sacrificed million... read more..
BMWs and Barns
Cybersalt Shaker
Pastor Tim
6099
3 min read

BMWs and Barns

A few months ago, our household experienced one of those weeks. After repeated troubleshooting on our 1992 minivan, it became clear that it was a whisker away from blowing a head gasket. Then, determi... read more..
This Road Leads Home
Dr. Harold McNabb
Dr. Harold McNabb
4449
8 min read

This Road Leads Home

Luke 3:1-6  How many of you remember the movie "The Homecoming"?  It was a made for TV movie that was the prototype for the series, The Waltons, though with a largely different cas... read more..
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