Monthly Archive

2025

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 279 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

18 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

Cybersalt News - May 18 2025

Sunday greetings, everyone! The news today is that I am preaching for the first time in two and half years. Our pastor is sick this week and he asked me to fill in for him. I am looking forward to it... read more..

17 May

Quotes

Susan Davis

108

Quote #2359

"Once you carry your own water, you will learn the value of every drop." - African Proverb read more..

17 May

One-liners

Susan Davis

One-Liner #1924

Travel Advice: Don't waste money buying new clothes; visit new places where people haven't seen your old clothes.... read more..

17 May

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

Tickle Tally

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.... read more..

17 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

3928

3 min read

Ugly the Tomcat

Everyone in the apartment complex I lived in knew who Ugly was. Ugly was the resident tomcat. Ugly loved three things in this world: fighting, eating garbage, and, shall we say, love. The combin... read more..

17 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4320

Thoughtful Sidney

Sometime after Sidney died, his widow, Tillie, was finally able to speak about what a thoughtful and wonderful man her late husband had been. "Sidney thought of everything," she told them. "Jus... read more..

17 May

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

329

4 min read

Make Room for Laughter

After about two months in recovery mode, I had an opportunity to go to the neighborhood Publix. It's been a long time since I've been in a store, and I was happy to get out of the house and give The G... read more..

17 May

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

4 min read

There’s No Place Like Home

Finishing my morning work, The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage appeared at my office and asked, “Do you know what day it is?” I didn’t know if this was a trick question because she always puts a t... read more..

15 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

Cybersalt News - May 15, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt are glad to be home again. We're catching up on work and also catching up on sleep! Today's video share is a world record solving of a Rubik's cube (the ... read more..

Old Golfers, New Gripes: A Hilarious Hole-in-One of Senior Moments 😂

14 May

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3619

Old Golfers, New Gripes: A Hilarious Hole-in-One of Senior Moments 😂

A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with waning enthusiasm for the sport. "These hills are getting steeper as the years go by," one complained. "These fairways seem to be getting longer to... read more..

14 May

Susan Page

110

4 min read

Amid the Doubts

- photo by Susan Page'Faith is not the absence of doubt; it is continuing to follow Jesus in the midst of doubt.' J.D. Greear Do faith and doubt go hand in hand? It’s an interesting question. Scriptu read more..

14 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Message From a Mom to Her Child

I gave you life, but cannot live it for you. I can give you directions, but I cannot be there to lead you. I can take you to church, but I cannot make you believe. I can buy you beautiful clothes, ... read more..

14 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4576

2 min read

G.I. Excuses

The General went out to find that none of his GIs were there. One finally ran up, panting heavily. "Sorry, sir! I can explain, you see I had a date and it ran a little late. I ran t... read more..

14 May

Quotes

Susan Davis

Quote #2358

"Children don't often show their pain through talking. They show us their pain through 'challenging behaviour'. As a culture, we need to move beyond seeing challenging behaviour as 'naughtiness' or a read more..

14 May

One-liners

Susan Davis

One-Liner #1923

If you serve your kids frozen pizza or chicken nuggets for dinner, you are terrible parent - I don't care how busy you are - find the time to microwave them!... read more..

14 May

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

Spam Alert! 🚨

If anyone gets a message from me about canned meat, don't open it. It's Spam.... read more..

11 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

Cybersalt News - May 11 2025

Sunday greetings, everyone - and Happy Mother's Day to those who celebrate it! Grandma Cybersalt and I are touring parts of Ottawa today. Our plan is to visit the National Gallery of Canada and the N... read more..

10 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Division of Labor

The couple had an outstandingly happy and successful marriage. The husband was once asked to what he attributed this remarkable situation. "It's simple," he said. "Division of labor. My wife makes al... read more..

10 May

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

A Roadside Surprise!

We are having Himalayan rabbit casserole for dinner; we found himalayan on the road!... read more..

10 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3155

Where's Mommy

One evening after dinner, a five-year-old boy noticed that his mother had gone out and he asked his father, "Where did mommy go?" In answer to his question, he was told, "Mommy is at a Tupperware par... read more..

10 May

Quotes

Susan Davis

Quote #2357

"Show me a messy house and I'll show you a really fun mom." - Ellen Brenneman read more..

10 May

One-liners

Susan Davis

271

One-Liner #1922

I'm not saying that my wife orders a lot from Amazon, I'm just saying that if I got a job as an Amazon driver they'd probably let me work from home.... read more..

08 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

101

Cybersalt News - May 8, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt and I are off on another trip to a nation's capital - this time it's Canada's! In the meantime, I hope you enjoy this picture of our time with Abraham Li... read more..

06 May

Quotes

Susan Davis

301

Quote #2356

"Not everything that weighs you down is yours to carry." - Toby Mac #SpeakLife read more..

06 May

Susan Page

150

4 min read

Memories of a Father

- photo by Susan PageIt takes time to sift through our memories, and the process can be like peering into a murky mirror. There may be a distorted mixed bag of recollections in the form of words that read more..

06 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Everything I Learned From a Cow

1. Wake up in a happy mooo-d. 2. Don't cry over spilled milk. 3. When chewing your cud, remember: There's no fat, no calories, no cholesterol, and no taste! 4. The grass is green on the other side read more..

06 May

One-liners

Susan Davis

One-Liner #1921

I just learned the professional way to say "I told you so": "This was identified early on as a likely outcome."... read more..

06 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5070

2 min read

Computer Support Woes

Actual dialog of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee: *Note the word 'former' in the above statement!! "Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you?" "Yes, well, I'm having trouble wit... read more..

06 May

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

Yardstick Fiasco:📏😱

Just found out the company that produces yardsticks won't be making them any longer.... read more..

04 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

Cybersalt News - May 4 2025

Sunday greetings, everyone! I imagine that many of you, when flying, have taken pictures of your plane from inside of it. But how many of you have taken pictures of it from the outside when it is fly... read more..

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