Monthly Archive

September 2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 237 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

27 Sep

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

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50 Famous Parental Sayings

I think I may have heard 49 of these 50 famous parental sayings. ... read more..

27 Sep

Funny Horse Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Horse Meeting

I guess you're wondering why I called this meeting. ... read more..

26 Sep

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1180

"Life is like a dog-sled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes."- Lewis Grizzard read more..

26 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News, September 26, 2011

Today's featured funny page on the Cybersalt site is "Hallmark-Billboard" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-signs/hallmark-billboard Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

26 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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Zoo Employee

Did you hear about the folks at the zoo who work in the butterfly room there? One of them is doing such a good job they named him "Employee of the Moth." (Craig Bell)... read more..

25 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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The brilliant lawyer F. E. Smith once defended a bus driver against claims that his negligence had caused injury to a young man's arm. "Will you please show us how high you can lift your arm now?" Sm... read more..

25 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2011

2 min read

Courses for Politically Correct World

Courses for Life in a PC (Politically Correct) World - SSC101 Spinal Strengthening and Conditioning 1: This course explores the techniques needed to have an opinion, state it, and stick to it. The co... read more..

25 Sep

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1179

"Fall in love with someone who deserves your heart, not someone who plays with it." read more..

25 Sep

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1951

One-liner #0727

"I do have washboard abs - they just happen to have a little laundry on them at the moment." read more..

25 Sep

Sermons

Marcia Lee Laycock

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The Wrong Place and The Wrong Time

If you avoid being in the wrong place you won't suffer what happens there at the wrong time. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20110925.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20110925.mp3{/... read more..

25 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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Ninety-Two Cows

"Only 92 of our 100 cows were in the barn so I couldn't begin the milking. We still lacked eight," Tom uttered. read more..

25 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News, September 25, 2011

Sunday greetings everyone. The Westside Bible Church web site has been updated with the service and message recordings from the last three weekends. You will find them at:www.westsidefamily.org/multi... read more..

24 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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2 min read

You Know You Are Over the Hill When

1. You find yourself beginning to like accordion music. 2. You're sitting on a park bench and a Boy Scout comes up and helps you cross your legs. 3. Lawn care has become a big highlight of your life read more..

24 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Advertising in the 2000's

24 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - September 24, 2011

Today's featured funny page on the Cybersalt site is "Cup Your Ears." Some say you can hear better if you do that. You be the judge at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/cup-your-ears Enjoy... read more..

23 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Sticking Out

At our daughter's high school graduation, I couldn't help noticing a young man sporting a long bleached blond ponytail sprouting from the top of his otherwise shaved head. A heavy link chain hung arou... read more..

23 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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